Short jokes
Good night, sleep tight, wake up bright in the morning light, to do what's right, with all your might.
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high.
What’s red and very rare?
A baby in a blender.
You might think these jokes are plane.
Why are there not that many phones in China? Because there’s too much Wing and Wong, so they will "wing" the wrong number.
Walk into the club like, "Wow, I got a big penis!"
What's the difference between a rock and a woman?
The flat ones get skipped.
Me at the Anti-Orphan Jokes convention. 💣🗡🔪🧨🔫
What do you call a group of chubby trans-genders?
Trans-fats.
A guy walks to his friend's house. His friend says, "Where is your girlfriend?" The guy says, "Meet me at the cemetery in a week."
My dad went to school saying dad jokes. I was embarrassed and I cried with a-dult cry.
Why couldn't the cowboy go to the rodeo?
He forgot his calves!
Person: "My pony is crazy; it's always horsing around."
What spooky creature has children?
Mummies.
What happens when skeletons score points in a game?
They get a bone-us.
Chess board White: right Black: left Yellow: invading
Lol making jokes about cancer makes me feel better as a person that had cancer, it’s great!
Hello, I am typing with the microphone, euros, hello bro and 0LXDXD bra, that’s funny, and also you are gay. Ha ha ha ha ha, get it done by eight.
I’ll always remember my father’s last words: “I’m gonna sleep for a little.”
Wanna hook up at Mount Cook?