Short jokes
"Bonus, we can even watch a movie and still chat! Love you!
Which one do you want to watch? 😀"
Night chat. #love you forever maybe until I die! 🌸
Just chatting, Tim! 🌷🌷🌷🌷
Look, it's the dead center of town!
"Gwen don't want break up! Please talk to me!"
Chat date for Gwen and Tj.
Roses are red, violets are blue. If you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.
Why couldn't the GREAT WHITE beat the HAMMERHEAD?
because the GREAT WHITE kept getting BONKED on the HEAD by the HAMMERHEAD!
I wanna see this pic of me in a bra! Where do I find it?
Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?
Because they can’t find their parents.
Comment if u liked the picture of Gwen in her "Bra."
Gwen, just take Tj as your boyfriend. Gah, just do it so he won't kill himself! Prince will be fine without you!
What is the definition of clapped?
Ur mum when I am in her bed.
I am bored. Hey, Gwen, want to chat?
Orphanage protest jokes here!
Why don't Chinese kids celebrate Christmas?
Because they make the toys.
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball? Because they already ate the bat!
Who read the most words?
911 passengers, they read 12 stories in 9.10 seconds.
My friend is gonna release an air strike. There has to be at least 20 confirmed toilet kills.
Americans don't like playing chess with Muslims; last time they did play, they ended up losing two towers.