Alex jokes
To anyone who wants to be my friend:
Hello.
Does anyone wanna be my friend? Please if ya' do reply to my: "Hello." In the chat. Tysm. Have a greaat day!
Alex <3
I am sorry, but the provided text is just a link to a song on SoundCloud. There is no joke to correct or analyze.
Welcome to Alex's orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em.
Alya and freshfry wondering where the hell Alex is!
Hi Alex, it's 2:00 Easter time. Freshfry is a scaredy-cat. He left when you left, lol.
Hi Alex, you will probably not see this till the morning, but I just wanted to say I have had fun since you were here. Also, thank you so much for protecting me and being there for me. And yeah, have a good day!
Hi good morning, Alex, are you on? This is So Chat...
Adopted kid:
Hey, Alex, what are you doing?
Alex:
Nothing, just playing my game. Anyways, you know you can call me "dad."
Adopted kid:
OK, dad Alex.
Alex:
Oh, come on! My game! I’m winning. Let’s go!
Adopted kid:
I’m so glad I have a mom.
Alex Hayermann.
To Drew the Devil,
We NEED to talk RN. I'm very mad at you, and we need to talk.
Angry Alex
What do you call a crippled man? Alex keating hahahahahahahahahahahh!
Alex Stokes says, "Kat, I've seen you eat many foods!"
Alex, respond to me, please! LOL
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Lalicks your balls.
Are you with Alex?
Fucking retarded. Go dig a home die, people!
You say Alex Jones, I say Alex moans mmmmm. I like that fat, tasty big boy and his Rolex watches, mummy, he turns me on!
Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?
Dad: Sure, Alex! We're here!
Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!
Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!
Nina, you better run to hell. You're going there anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't be mean to Alex!!!!!!!!!!! He is sweet, kind, loving, and protective!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What is this thing with Alya and Alex?
Hi, I'm Madison, but for short you can call me Alex.