Alex jokes

Teacher: Ok class, I'm going to ask a question about your family.

Alex: Miss, my Dad died in 9/11.

Teacher: OH NO, I'M SO SORRY!

Alex: Don't worry miss. It was only Dad and besides, he did what he wanted before he died.

Teacher: What was that?

Alex: Flew the plane.

Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?

Dad: Sure, Alex! We're here!

Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!

Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!

Alex Stokes says, "Kat, I've seen you eat many foods!"

Jimmy watched in horror as Alex told the suicidal man to do a flip.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Alex.

Alex who?

Lalicks your balls.

What do you call a crippled man? Alex keating hahahahahahahahahahahh!

Hi, I'm Madison, but for short you can call me Alex.

Hi Alex, you will probably not see this till the morning, but I just wanted to say I have had fun since you were here. Also, thank you so much for protecting me and being there for me. And yeah, have a good day!

"Alex! We need to talk! Now!"

Nina, you better run to hell. You're going there anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't be mean to Alex!!!!!!!!!!! He is sweet, kind, loving, and protective!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You say Alex Jones, I say Alex moans mmmmm. I like that fat, tasty big boy and his Rolex watches, mummy, he turns me on!

"Alex, hi, you here!?"

Welcome to Alex's orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em.

Friends, gather here.

Samantha, Josephine, Stevie, Jess, Alice, and Alex.

Hi Alex, it's 2:00 Easter time. Freshfry is a scaredy-cat. He left when you left, lol.

Hi Freshfry, hi Alex, I did not see your messages yesterday because I was at my brother's soccer game, and then people came to our house till 11:00. Lol, sorry :)

To Drew the Devil,

We NEED to talk RN. I'm very mad at you, and we need to talk.

Angry Alex

Alex, respond to me, please! LOL

Alex, you will never believe this!!!!!!!!!! Please respond as quick as possible! To my love, Alex!

What is this thing with Alya and Alex?