Teacher: Ok class, I'm going to ask a question about your family.
Alex: Miss, my Dad died in 9/11.
Teacher: OH NO, I'M SO SORRY!
Alex: Don't worry miss. It was only Dad and besides, he did what he wanted before he died.
Teacher: What was that?
Alex: Flew the plane.
Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?
Dad: Sure, Alex! We're here!
Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!
Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!
says Alex stokes Kat Ive Seen you eat Many food
Jimmy watched in horror as Alex told the suicidal man to do a flip
What do you call a crippled man. Alex keating hahahahahahahahahahahh
Knock knock, whos there, Alex, Alex who, la licks your balls
Hi im madison but for short you can call me alex
You say Alex Jones I say Alex moans mmmmm I like that fat tasty big boy and his rolex watches mummy he turns me on
ALEX! WE NEED TO TALK! NOW!
Hi alex you will probibly not see this till the morning but I just wanted to say I have had fun sense you were here also thank you so much for protecting me and their for me and yah have a good day!
NINA YOU BETTER RUN TO HELL YOUR GOING THERE ANYWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU DONT BE MEAN TO ALEX!!!!!!!!!!! HE IS SWEET KIND LOVING AND PROTECTIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alex hi you here!?
Welcome to alexs orphanage, you make em, we take em.
FRIENDs-Gather here.
Samanthe, Josephine, Stevie, Jess, Alice, and Alex.
To Drew the Devil-We NEED to talk RN. I'm very md at you and we needa talk.
Angry Alex-
ALEX RESPOND TO ME PLEASE LOL
HI alex its 2;00 eastertime freshfry is a scaredycat he left when you left lol
hi freshfry hii alex i did not see your messages yesterday because I was at my brothers soccer game and then people came to are house till 11:00 lol srry :)
Alex you will never belive this!!!!!!!!!! please responded as quick as possible! to my love alex!
what is this thing with Alya and Alex
