Alex

Alex Jokes

Dad

Teacher: Ok class, I'm going to ask a question about your family.

Alex: Miss, my Dad died in 9/11.

Teacher: OH NO, I'M SO SORRY!

Alex: Don't worry miss. It was only Dad and besides, he did what he wanted before he died.

Teacher: What was that?

Alex: Flew the plane.

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  • Orphanage

    Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?

    Dad: Sure, Alex! We're here!

    Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!

    Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!

    Flip

    Jimmy watched in horror as Alex told the suicidal man to do a flip.

    Man

    What do you call a crippled man? Alex keating hahahahahahahahahahahh!

    Rolex

    You say Alex Jones, I say Alex moans mmmmm. I like that fat, tasty big boy and his Rolex watches, mummy, he turns me on!

    Fun

    Hi Alex, you will probably not see this till the morning, but I just wanted to say I have had fun since you were here. Also, thank you so much for protecting me and being there for me. And yeah, have a good day!

    Threat

    Nina, you better run to hell. You're going there anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't be mean to Alex!!!!!!!!!!! He is sweet, kind, loving, and protective!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Message

    Hi Freshfry, hi Alex, I did not see your messages yesterday because I was at my brother's soccer game, and then people came to our house till 11:00. Lol, sorry :)

    Love

    Alex, you will never believe this!!!!!!!!!! Please respond as quick as possible! To my love, Alex!

    Devil

    To Drew the Devil,

    We NEED to talk RN. I'm very mad at you, and we need to talk.

    Angry Alex

    Song

    I am sorry, but the provided text is just a link to a song on SoundCloud. There is no joke to correct or analyze.