Short jokes
Teacher to Student: You are supposed to be here at 9 am!
Student: Oh, did I miss anything?
"You look like you've lost some weight."
"Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!"
What do a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common? They both carry vegetables.
picking (DYM 74)
Why couldn't Helen Keller eat her Big Mac?
She was too busy trying to read the sesame seeds.
Why did Naruto run fast?
Because he tried to get away from himself.
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Both crews were marooned!
Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.
So Stephen Hawking walked into a grocery store.
Never mind.
Prince, I love you very much! Happy anniversary! Love you! ❤️❤️😘
Why are koalas so cool? Because LL Cool J ama said "knock you out!"
Why can orphans never be kidnapped?
No one can tell them that "your parents said that they would be delayed and I was told to pick you up."
What did the orphan say when his mum asked, "What do you want for dinner?"
He replied, " "
Woman: Will you love me after marriage as well?
Man: That will depend on your husband. If he will, so of course I would!
Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?
Because they have a hare-line.
Why doesn't the pirate go to the strip club?
Because he has ALL of the booty!
Why didn't the pirate want to play cards?
Because he was standing on the deck!
Little Timmy said, "I had a body, eieio, now you are next!" as he shoots you.
How do you throw a space party?
You plan-et! Hahahaha, get it?