Short jokes
Why is Saturn richer than other planets?
It has a ring!
What does Mars like to eat?
A Mars bar!
It would be fun, they said...
It was unsinkable, they said...
What did buttholes say after taking a dump?
Buttholes say what a good diarrhea dump.
During Covid, lockdown went on for so long that even the agoraphobics got cabin fever.
When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.
Where did the orphan go after the orphanage blew up everywhere?
TJ GWEN just shut the hell up.
NOT A DATING WEBSITE
What's the best haircut?
Chemotherapy.
What did the snake say to the mouse? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider.
What's the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store?
Scan the wrist and you might get a discount.
What would you call the previous president when he is having a bad day?
Donald Grump.
Where is this pic of me in my bra?
Homeless people live on rocks.
Non-homeless people live in rocks.
Hate me all you want, but I gotta say, this whole thing with Gwen and TJ is ridiculous.
Just shut up!
Gwen, are you mad at me? Cause that was a faker.
Like the faker Gwen?
I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.
Black lives matter.