Short jokes
Curry hits 3s, and Kobe hit 3 trees.
When you get to feel a dick in you, then suck bro, all your stress [goes] out the window.
What do you call a man with no hands? Clapless.
What's the motto for a pizza place that's also an abortion clinic: Your loss is our sauce.
I walked to the milk store and did not see my dad.
Edward Scissorhands: Why is it that every time I touch someone, they get offended?
Kids: Because you're a psycho path.
What goes up stairs but doesn't move? Stairs! Laugh now!
Enough of the jokes. It's time Togo back home. (hah, I wanna cry.)
As an Autist, I find these jokes really funny. Thanks for the early 13th birthday present, ya'll :>
I don't always like to tell dwarf jokes. But when I do, I like to keep them short.
What do you call cancers? Loyal, protective, and caring.
What did the walrus say when they lost the remote?
"Walrus the remote!"
Good night, sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite, and if they do, hit them with a shoe till they're all black and blue!
Good night, sleep tight, wake up bright in the morning light, to do what's right, with all your might.
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high.
What’s red and very rare?
A baby in a blender.
You might think these jokes are plane.
Why are there not that many phones in China? Because there’s too much Wing and Wong, so they will "wing" the wrong number.
Walk into the club like, "Wow, I got a big penis!"
What's the difference between a rock and a woman?
The flat ones get skipped.