Peter Parker jokes

We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.

Q. What movie represents an orphan's life?

A. Spiderman: No Way Home.

Why did Peter Parker take Gwen Stacy to an orthopedist?

Because her neck was killing her.

Spiderman needs to fight against the emos, new movie idea!

Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.

How did Peter Parker get caught as Spider-Man?

Well, he weaved a really tangled web, and Aunt May saw it.

We got Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man Far from Home, then Spider-Man No Way Home, considering society’s current state and how shitty 2023 is, the next movie is probably gonna be Spider-Man Homosexual.