Peter Parker jokes

Q. What movie represents an orphan's life?

A. Spiderman: No Way Home.

We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.

Why did Peter Parker take Gwen Stacy to an orthopedist?

Because her neck was killing her.

How did Peter Parker get caught as Spider-Man?

Well, he weaved a really tangled web, and Aunt May saw it.

Spiderman needs to fight against the emos, new movie idea!

Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.

We got Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man Far from Home, then Spider-Man No Way Home, considering society’s current state and how shitty 2023 is, the next movie is probably gonna be Spider-Man Homosexual.