Peter Parker jokes

Q. What movie represents an orphan's life?

A. Spiderman: No Way Home.

Why did Peter Parker take Gwen Stacy to an orthopedist?

Because her neck was killing her.

We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.

How did Peter Parker get caught as Spider-Man?

Well, he weaved a really tangled web, and Aunt May saw it.