Peter Parker

Peter Parker Jokes

Gwen Stacy

Why did Peter Parker take Gwen Stacy to an orthopedist?

Because her neck was killing her.

Orphan

We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.

Spider-Man

How did Peter Parker get caught as Spider-Man?

Well, he weaved a really tangled web, and Aunt May saw it.