Peter Parker jokes

Q. What movie represents an orphan's life?

A. Spiderman: No Way Home.

Why did Peter Parker take Gwen Stacy to an orthopedist?

Because her neck was killing her.

We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.

How did Peter Parker get caught as Spider-Man?

Well, he weaved a really tangled web, and Aunt May saw it.

What's the similarities between Spiderman and a homeless person?

They both have no way home!

What's an orphan's favorite Spiderman movie?

"Spiderman: No Way Home."

What do Spiderman and an orphan have in common? They both have no way home.

It's all fun and games until someone fails at becoming Superman.

If an orphan was Spiderman, which movie would he be in?

"No Way Home."