Short jokes
Me at the Anti-Orphan Jokes convention. 💣🗡🔪🧨🔫
What do you call a group of chubby trans-genders?
Trans-fats.
A guy walks to his friend's house. His friend says, "Where is your girlfriend?" The guy says, "Meet me at the cemetery in a week."
My dad went to school saying dad jokes. I was embarrassed and I cried with a-dult cry.
Why couldn't the cowboy go to the rodeo?
He forgot his calves!
Person: "My pony is crazy; it's always horsing around."
What spooky creature has children?
Mummies.
What happens when skeletons score points in a game?
They get a bone-us.
Chess board White: right Black: left Yellow: invading
Lol making jokes about cancer makes me feel better as a person that had cancer, it’s great!
Hello, I am typing with the microphone, euros, hello bro and 0LXDXD bra, that’s funny, and also you are gay. Ha ha ha ha ha, get it done by eight.
I’ll always remember my father’s last words: “I’m gonna sleep for a little.”
Wanna hook up at Mount Cook?
What's the best time to hang out with an Indian? When your nose is clogged.
Your bitch has Covid-19.
When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
Why did the oxygen molecules walk out of the singles bar with excitement?
Because she got Avogadro's number!
Why do anions hate each other?
Because they can't handle the negativity!
Why do midgets work at Tesco?
Because every little helps.
After work, I volunteer to help blind children. Verb, not adjective.