Short jokes
What do you get when you throw holy water on a cow?
A holy cow!
A rhombus.
I love bullying orphans. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
I asked what LGBTQ stands for, and I couldn’t get a straight answer.
I saw a small kid crying, so I asked him, "Where's your mom?" but he started crying, so I left the funeral. 🙂🙂
Every zodiac sign has a different hairstyle except Cancer.
Neona (😞): Are you mad at me?
Gwen (😌): Me? NEVER! Sometimes we listen and don't listen, let's just hug it out!
Neona (😁): Agreed!
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Momma?
Momma who?
Big Momma!
What's a book never written? Beautiful sights by a mountain, by a rocky hill!
Gwen, you need to shut up, for once!
Teacher: What do you want when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
I still remember my grandpa's last words.
"Stop shaking the damn ladder!"
Studies have shown that in London, a person is stabbed 24 times a second. Poor bastard!
If I had a garden, I would put your tulips against my tulips... 🌷
Are you a keyboard? Cause you're my type.
Big (DYM 78).
Doctor: Do you want the good news or the bad news first?
Patient: Good news!
Doctor: We are naming a disease after you.
Why do dwarfs work at Tesco?
Because every little helps!
I looked up "I have whiplash" on WebMD, and it diagnosed me with slavery.
Why do pedos hate corona? Because they have to stay two meters away from children. 😈