Short jokes
What did the racist serial killer say to the cop?
“Wait, you’re getting paid?”
*trigger alert*
Why did the racist cop shut down the space brothel?
Because there were too many black holes.
I went to the store and bought Minecraft Java Edition.
I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played Minecraft.
Sometimes when I think I'm ugly, I just think of my sister and it makes me feel better.
Are you going to SHOWCON?
What’s SHOWCON?
Show con these nuts.
I have 5 fingers and the middle one is for you
80s (DYM 84)
Good Morning! Have a Great Day!
#Ijustwokeup
What's the most difficult thing about being a pediatric surgeon?
Keeping the scalpel steady while masturbating.
One time I fucked this chick so hard, she almost came back to life.
What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds?
Kermit in a car crash.
What did Hitler say to Stan after he died?
I did nazi that coming!
What is a redneck virgin?
A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers.
Why did Michael Jackson get away with it? Because he's a smooth criminal.
How did the priest know the nun was on her period? He tasted blood on the altar boy's cock.
Why do women have no need for umbrellas? Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.
Why couldn’t the kid play baseball? Because he couldn’t find home.
Any game: "Are you a boy or a girl?"
Non-binary people: *cries*
B b b b bird bird bird, the bird banged your mom!
Man 1: Knock knock.
Man 2: Who's there?
Man 1: Ice.
Man 2: Ice who?
Man 1: I crushed your head.