Short jokes
Deku: Hey, Todoroki?
Shoto: Wht?
Deku: I just found out on the news that your dad froze to death. Do you know who did it?
Shoto: :)
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Tornado." "Tornado who?" "Tornado going to suck yo house up."
What do you (anyone) and a joke not have in common?
Jokes have meanings.
What do babies and grenades have in common? They both make noise when you throw them.
Sorry man... I kinda messed those things up.
What's a whale's favorite James Bond movie? "License to Krill."
GURL
Who is more loyal: a dog or a wife?
Well, lock them both in your trunk for two hours and drive around and see which one is happy to see you.
When you go to an orphanage for a field trip: When the workers said, "I remember you as a kid."
Dad, why are we here?
Because you're not loved.
What is this thing with Alya and Alex?
Alya, do you have Discord?
I nailed my sister's... picture on the wall.
You dirty-minded bastard!
Walmart (DYM 73).
What did they do with his body when he died?
They made him into Lego so kids can play with him for once.
Hi guys, I feel forgotten lol. I feel like a banana peel... no one will talk to me. Oh, I got a good idea! We do a Google Meet!
My stepdad took me to work, and he told me I could climb trees.
I woke up in a hospital. Wait, did I mention that my stepdad was a lumberjack?
Why did the orphan start crying?
Because his apple found a home in his stomach.
My dad and I were fishing one day.
That’s where he met my stepmom.
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.