Short jokes

Why are short people so angry?? Cause they're closer to hell.

If chickens make chicken nuggies, does that mean dinosaur chickens make Dino nuggies?!?

CONSPIRACY!!!

Your forehead built like Darkseid from DC.

Imagine me being 12 feet taller than your dad.

I blend children to make a good living.

How to punish a blind kid, rearrange his bedroom.

If you're reading this, then good, let's stop this hating on this site! We can just get along, or if not, then don't say anything at all! "Kiss."

Sorry, no adults allowed.

Only 3 per person.

I told kids to make a family tree. God, I love working at the orphanages.

Imagine you are getting eaten by an alligator. What do you do?

Stop imagining!

Me: *watching TV*

Mom: Omg, no way, your dad is coming!

Me: Really?

Mom: Obviously not, he never loved or wanted you.

One time I was watching TV.

Mom: Omg, your dad is coming!

Me: Omg, really?

Mom: Sike, I lied.

I played catch with my friends, but they keep going to sleep when I throw it.

There was a woman from Ealing, she had a peculiar feeling. She laid on her back, opened her crack, and pissed all over the ceiling.

So I guess Ice Cube was right, Eazy's dick smelling like MC Ren's shit, and Eazy died of AIDS.

How do you surprise a blind guy? Leave the plunger in the toilet.

Why did the kid cry?

His dad didn't get the milk.

What do you call an octopus on land?

A spider, duh!

My grandpa's last words before he died in Vietnam were, "What the fuck did I step on?"

When someone calls you, say "Welcome to Joe's Pizza Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce."