Short jokes

Short jokes

What do babies and grenades have in common? They both make noise when you throw them.

Who is more loyal: a dog or a wife?

Well, lock them both in your trunk for two hours and drive around and see which one is happy to see you.

When you go to an orphanage for a field trip: When the workers said, "I remember you as a kid."

What did they do with his body when he died?

They made him into Lego so kids can play with him for once.

Hi guys, I feel forgotten lol. I feel like a banana peel... no one will talk to me. Oh, I got a good idea! We do a Google Meet!

My stepdad took me to work, and he told me I could climb trees.

I woke up in a hospital. Wait, did I mention that my stepdad was a lumberjack?

Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.

What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?

One's fun to hang to with a sledge hammer, the other is just a watermelon.