Short jokes
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Tornado." "Tornado who?" "Tornado going to suck yo house up."
What do you (anyone) and a joke not have in common?
Jokes have meanings.
What do babies and grenades have in common? They both make noise when you throw them.
Sorry man... I kinda messed those things up.
What's a whale's favorite James Bond movie? "License to Krill."
GURL
Who is more loyal: a dog or a wife?
Well, lock them both in your trunk for two hours and drive around and see which one is happy to see you.
When you go to an orphanage for a field trip: When the workers said, "I remember you as a kid."
Dad, why are we here?
Because you're not loved.
What is this thing with Alya and Alex?
Alya, do you have Discord?
I nailed my sister's... picture on the wall.
You dirty-minded bastard!
Walmart (DYM 73).
What did they do with his body when he died?
They made him into Lego so kids can play with him for once.
Hi guys, I feel forgotten lol. I feel like a banana peel... no one will talk to me. Oh, I got a good idea! We do a Google Meet!
My stepdad took me to work, and he told me I could climb trees.
I woke up in a hospital. Wait, did I mention that my stepdad was a lumberjack?
Why did the orphan start crying?
Because his apple found a home in his stomach.
My dad and I were fishing one day.
That’s where he met my stepmom.
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hang to with a sledge hammer, the other is just a watermelon.