Titanic vs Iceberg

  • Iceberg: You may know me.

    Titanic: You are a sucker.

    Iceberg: You hit me.

    Titanic: Moron.

    Iceberg: Waaaaaaaaaa!

    Titanic: I don’t give a shit.

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  • Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, like, the Titanic is all, "You're a sucker," and then the iceberg is crying because the Titanic just doesn't care that it got hit. The joke is, ships don't usually talk, and the Titanic is being a real jerk after hitting an iceberg which ended up sinking it and killing a bunch of people. It is dark humor. Remember, son, you are 100% that dude who still uses Internet Explorer. Big oof!

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