Short jokes

Oral

I was about to say an African joke, but it was too dry.

What do you call a Chinese rich man? Cha-ching!

POO I LOVE POO.

Here’s my song:

“Poo poo poo pooo pooe poop poop poopy.”

Thank you!

Me starts a cult just for fun... Just for fun!

Boy: "My girlfriend didn't dump me, I dumped her..."

Off the nearby cliff.

What’s Elon Musk Jr.'s favorite food?

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Worst joke.

Tell me a joke about sodium.

Na.

Why did the wheels not move on his wheelchair?

Because he had no legs.

Hiiiiiiiii, I said, Man, want candy? Me, YESSSSSS! Me, gets kidnaped.

You see a cat, it's dead, you are dead.

Don't say "stay positive" to the wrong doctor.

Stop the orphan jokes!

The rain is my tears.

My wife is like a mirror.

I can never look at it.

If aliens were real,

then orphans would finally have a home.

Sometimes I look at my butt for a really, really long time, and suddenly it all becomes clear to me.

The pirate looked down the toilet, and what did he see?

The captain's log.

Dads are boomerangs, I hope.