Riddle me this. Riddle me that.
Why did my parents never come back?
Short Jokes
Can you make me a bowl of cereal? Oh wait, your dad never came back with the milk.
What do Hostess Twinkies and the cock of a gay man have in common?
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What do you call a gay man that is not a vegetarian?
A cocksucker.
Does anyone ever get tired of being random? Me neither.
Why do four polish heteroflexable men like to suck on four of the cow's udders? Because a bull has only one.
You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them, and all you can focus on is that trunk.
drew here freshfry you are almost deadfry! I forgive you, just don't do it again. You know what I am talking about!
I got an Xbox achievement the other day. It said "Trash Master," and everyone looked at me at the funeral.
I love me a nice tight pussy. That's why I'm in big trouble with RSPCA.
Orphan: I wish to be like Batman.
Genie: Your wish is granted.
Orphan goes home. His parents are dead.
What is the country that is always in a rush? Russia.
You went the wrong way. Always choose the right path.
Quin loves Robin. All he says is "Robin." This isn't a joke; Quin's gay.
I went down to my fridge to grab my dinner. I said to the children, "Who's next?"
I couldn't think of anything because you're in the "countryside."
What is the continent that ALWAYS sleeps and sleeps and sleeps and that is so tired that it won’t wake up? Eur-ope.
How did the United States become a country? It broke all of its states.
You wanna talk Alya and JK Master?
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD incoming.
