Short jokes
Kid: What is the biggest mistake you made in your life?
Parents: Go look above the bathroom sink.
Kid goes and looks, but then he realizes.
I wanna fight Gwen!
Your hairline is so far back dinosaurs are seeing it.
I like mangoes.
If you get pinched by a man in a wheelchair, can you call it a "hit and can't run?"
What does General Grievous say after he gets his penis growth pills?
A fine addition to my erection.
What begins with F and ends with CK?
Fuck, I mean fire truck.
said (DYM 107)
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
Little Mickel was on a tree.
He fell down and hurt his knee.
He sat down and started to cry, and from there, he would never lie.
If Germany is the father land, and Russia is the mother land, would WWII just be domestic violence?
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.
If you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fine-apple.’
It says in the Bible to only think about what’s pure and lovely... So I’ve been thinking about you all day long.
You’re like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel.
Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got "fine" written all over you.
On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
They found out that Michael Jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hee-hee.
Every Dorito bag for orphans is family sized.
What do you call an Asian who can't hear?
Wha U Sai