Short jokes
Why did the rapist not get sentenced?
Because rule 69 said so 🤣🤣
Yo mama so fat, everytime she has to use the world's largest knife.
This is about Gwen.
I don't know her, but people are just causing too much drama over one person who never said one thing to them.
My Friend Evan: What happens if the voice inside your head is your soulmate?
Me: Then my soulmate is a F_cking A__hole.
Man: Hey kids, who wants milk?
Kids: Me!
Man: *unzips fly*
What do you call a dad in the mirror?
(Your imagination.)
Why doesn’t Pakistan have any football teams?
Every corner they get, they open a shop on it!
Orphan: Help, I'm lost.
Someone: Wears your parents.
Orphan: >:(
Baby (DYM 108).
Okay, I'm on my last nerve when people say "Water Shark Guy" and other things THAT ARE NOT MY NAME.
This is my name: watersharky!
Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?
They don’t deserve rights!
Where is Freshfry?
What do you call the original immigrants to the British Isles?
Anglosaxon.
What does Tiffany call Chucky when he is staring at her Barbie?
"Eye torture!"
What kind of cake can an orphan not have?
Homemade.
Where do orphans go to celebrate graduation?
Their parents.
Who robs and breaks into people's houses?
If a white cop had a black dick, would he beat it to death?
Your mum sunk in the pool because she had a big butt.
Why didn't the koala climb up the tree?
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