Short jokes

Short jokes

Why can orphans never be kidnapped?

No one can tell them that "your parents said that they would be delayed and I was told to pick you up."

What did the orphan say when his mum asked, "What do you want for dinner?"

He replied, " "

Woman: Will you love me after marriage as well?

Man: That will depend on your husband. If he will, so of course I would!

Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?

Because they have a hare-line.

Why doesn't the pirate go to the strip club?

Because he has ALL of the booty!

Why didn't the pirate want to play cards?

Because he was standing on the deck!

"Hey Gwen, I'm back."

-Dev

"It's been so long they unblocked it!"

What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

"Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."

Jim: My grandpa fought in the army during World War Two. He was an officer.

Me: Cool, what rank of officer?

Jim: SS.

Me:...

In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle Dave...