Short jokes

I saw an orphan and asked them if they had parent permission.

I go to Venus to get a bigger penis.

Why did the FBI get a foster family for an orphan?

So he could be in a lovely family before death.

What do you call a herd of winning cows?

A topside.

What da dog doin'?

What's the difference between a hippie chick and a can of Spam?

After 6 months in the woods, you'll still eat the can of Spam.

What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?

Both were owned by their own kind.

Five (DYM 123).

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm stuck on the Eston Front, And so are f***ing you.

I find all these obese jokes horrible.

Don't you think they have enough on their plate?

When does a joke become a dad joke? When it goes to get the milk yet never comes back.

Miss you dad.

One time I tried running to home, but I forgot I don't have one, so I stayed at third.

I asked my mom where babies come from. She said I came from the adoption center.

Hey Hunter, Thomas here.

Why did the plane cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Thanks guys, remember to like it, means a lot!

The poop on the bus goes poopoopoopoo AHHHH! All day long.

I once told a blind orphan, "Hey, look at the bright side!"

What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs?

... A boner.

Why do kids want to become cops? They want to find the guy who touched them.

Hello everyone, have a great day and be positive!

If orphans made phones, it wouldn't have a home button.