Short jokes
Uranus is sideways and leaking methane.
Blake drinks Coke.
I am deciding to do songs on this app... so I am a type songs. If you want a specific song typed I will type just comment!
A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Moas didn't even know that existed!
A guy with AIDS went into the doctor's room unusually happy. You could even say he was HIV positive.
It’s all fun and games at “take your kid to work day” until you realize your dad is a suicide bomber.
If at first you can't succeed, then wait to be the last!
My ex died in an anchorage accident.
She always was a sleeping hooker.
What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.
Why do we even live? We're just gonna die anyway, so what's the point?
What's the emergency number, Jimmy?
Jimmy: 9/11!
Can you guys comment on my nuts jokes (aka Willma, Bofa, and Savor)? I just want to see if people don't think it's funny.
You know Bofa? Bofa deez nuts.
Man, I miss Savor, savor these balls in ya mouth!
Call me Willma, will my balls fit ya mouth?
What do you call a group of transgender women?
X-Men.
When the speedbump in a school zone screams, so you go faster.
What is the difference between a laser beam and a trash can?
A trash can doesn't rage.
If I were to cut your legs off, would it hurt? Because your legs will be cut off...