Short jokes
Fe fi foung better run and hide: Covid (really).
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"Hello, is this Among Us imposter? Is this the imposter from Among Us?"
What does a lawyer defending a killer and a password have in common? They're case sensitive.
73 Earths can fit in Uranus.
Who wants me to bring back the daily School Shooter Jokes?
A little kid was lost, and he asked me to find his home. I love working at the orphanage.
Make an ugly face in 3, 2... STOP! OMG, STOP! EWWWWW! Oh wait, that’s your normal face.
Hey guys! Wanna hear a joke?
-You guys- sure
Ok! -insert every game with a copy and paste/slender in the thumbnail-
Yo mama so stupid she threw a Mother's Day party at an orphanage.
Yesterday I was asked where my parents are. I said, "Getting milk."
Iran: We can beat the USA.
Japan: You do realize we beat him in Battleship, and he dropped the sun on us.
Iran: So?
Japan: Twice!
Iran: We can beat the USA.
Japan is typing...
Q: Why do orphans work at Olive Garden?
A: Because when you're there, you're family.
Queen, (DYM 86)
What do you call gay men receiving anonymous blowjobs at the glory holes inside an adult bookstore?
Norwegian massage.
Do you know why God created wars? To teach Americans geography.
Why was the fanny flat?
So it can flop about.
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.
At first, I was a boy trapped in a girl's body, then I was born.