Short jokes
What sank the Titanic?
GODZILLA!
What do you call a Punjabi that’s drowning? Mandeep.
What happened when the man died? Yes.
If depression on crack fucked weed and 69 hours of not sleeping and had a baby with huge amounts of autism, that would be me.
I would tell a scoliosis joke.
But that would be completely out of line.
Why did the black guy cross the street to check King Van?
I was about to change my password to Fire-Fist Ace... but apparently it was too weak.
I wanted another piece of pizza... but she said I could only have One Piece.
Why can’t orphans watch clean nice content? Because they are family friendly.
I was happy to find I could get a passing grade in all my subjects if I had sex with my teacher, until I remembered I'm home schooled.
What do you call the White House when a woman becomes President? A stable.
Q: Why did Stevie Wonder drown?
A: Because there wasn't a lifeguard in sight.
What's the sharpest thing in the world?
A fart... it goes straight through your pants without leaving a hole.
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body.
How do you tell a male skeleton from a female skeleton by the BONERS lmao?
Where did Holly go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Who does an orphan play soccer with?
No one.
Okay, the time has come... I am finally leaving this website, so yeah.
I'm going to enjoy my life, so yeah.
I'm going to leave now, so bye.
"Watersharky, don't leave the site."
When the quiet kid tells you not to go to school the next day, but your mom makes you go anyway.