Short jokes
Why is a sick person and California similar? They tend to burn up.
Knock knock. Who is there?
I don't know.
Hey guys, I'm back. I was grounded by my grandfather, so, yeah.
Yo mama's so fat, she invented double doors!
Why did the Hummingbird hum because he forgot the words?
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
People, please check out Tenya's jokes. Girl, love, cheetah, blue jokes!
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom... Until they are flashing behind you!
Which one's super super corny?
1. What's blue and not heavy? (🤔) Light blue.
2. What's blue and super hard to see?
Dark blue. (🤔)
If you say to someone, "Have a nice day!" it will make them happy. If you say, "Enjoy the next 24 hours," they'll be terrified.
Being incest isn't that bad. I was fingering my sister, and I found my dad's old wedding ring. Winner winner!
Checkout (DYM 104).
Do nut get in my way.
Kobe missed a lot of shots, but he sure didn’t miss the mountain.
It must not be a good suicide story if you can tell it.
There’s so many protests. Every time I see "my body, my choice," I can’t tell if we’re protesting the masks or trying to kill babies.
Why do y’all do this?
Because you're lonely.
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!
Can anyone play me in a no limits femdom RP on Kik?
My dad said I should look if I could move a log. Well, he had to go get milk.