Short jokes
What do you call a favorite joke that isn’t your favorite?
None fave. Foch heads.
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I'm not too worried, I think she's joking.
What’s the name of the band in the gay bar?
A: Beers for Queers.
Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11.
What does Joyce from the show "Stranger Things" say when she has a flat tire? "Wheil, wheil, wheres wheil?"
What show do orphans never watch?
"Fuller House."
Why are orphans' funerals so small?
They have no loved ones.
What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+Delete.
I don't even know why to joke about America, it's a joke itself TO THE FUCKING EARTH!
Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?
A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.
What is the difference between a horse and a rabbit?
A horse can't hoop.
Hair (DYM 81).
Well, at least my adoption fee cost more than you.
Your forehead is so big and shiny it looks like a solar field.
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
MEOM!
What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns.
What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman?
Batman returns.
What's the difference between genocide and mass murder?
Genocide is racist.
Kid finds genie lamp, wishes to be Batman.
Genie: You're now an orphan.
Yo momma so fat!