P.l.a.n.e.
Precious lord, are nonbelievers evil?
Short Jokes
P.l.a.n.e.
Penis loving Asian now entering.
Mirrors can’t talk; it’s sad that they can’t laugh at you!
Good Morning Everyone, have a good and positive day!
I'm really bored and I don't know what's up with Prince. He isn't talking to me.
And Freshfry, why are you so mean now?
Welcome to the Friend Zone! It’s lonely here.
Doctor: I'm sorry, but your surgery will cost a lot of money.
Buuuuut what's this behind your ear?
Oh, it's still cancer.
Let's chat here, sisters!
Kariah, blue heart!
Lariah, pink heart!
Iariah, yellow heart!
Me, green heart!
🥫Wewo wewo, stop right now or we will be forced to stop your self.
No, not like you can ketchup!
What has legs but can't walk?
Don't know? A paralyzed person ;))
Does anyone else just want to die, or is it just me?
What did the toilet say to the other toilet?
"You look flushed."
Crappy joke warning: How does Spongebob have fun? He smokes seaweed.
I just thought of the best invention ever: a vape dildo.
What does a Hufflepuff wolf say? “I will huffle and puff, and blow your house down!”
That is related to Harry Potter 🧙🏼♂️.
My dog went through my bathroom garbage, and for some reason, my sister put a bunch of ketchup packets in there...
Why is Santa always a b*tch, calling people names like, "Hoe, hoe, hoe?"
When you commit suicide in your house, that's suicide, but when you commit suicide outside, you failed your parkour.
The dick said to the ass, "this place is a shit hole."
The ass replied, "Yes, but you still keep coming."
Yo hairline be looking like a chicken nugget, headass.
