Short jokes
My grandpa lost his toe today. 😔
Nvm, we found it. It's in his TOEtruck.
My speech impediment has gotten so worse that I stutter when typing sentences.
What's the difference between an apple and a black man?
Apples look better hanging on a tree.
what is the difference between George Floyd and Kobe?
Kobe got air
"Creeper, aww man,"
"Today we back in the mine, got our pickaxe swinging from side to side, side, side to side."
"I know, you have a lot on your plate right now."
Why be homophobic, transphobic, racist, sexist when you can be quiet?
Who killed Hitler goes to Heaven.
*looks up*
Oh, never mind.
Yulia
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just killed?
Isaac Newton died a virgin!😎
What did the doctor say to the Chinese patient? "Sum ting wong."
Madeline Mcannot find her.
Please follow me at Mary.cristal03 on TikTok.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...
What do you mean cook? We wait till summer.
I eat cockroaches.
Alya and freshfry wondering where the hell Alex is!
What do you call a burned Mexican? A fried torteya.
What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty?
Answer: A chalkboard.
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?
Answer: Your right elbow.
David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?
Answer: David.