Short jokes
A guy with AIDS went into the doctor's room unusually happy. You could even say he was HIV positive.
It’s all fun and games at “take your kid to work day” until you realize your dad is a suicide bomber.
If at first you can't succeed, then wait to be the last!
My ex died in an anchorage accident.
She always was a sleeping hooker.
What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.
Why do we even live? We're just gonna die anyway, so what's the point?
What's the emergency number, Jimmy?
Jimmy: 9/11!
Can you guys comment on my nuts jokes (aka Willma, Bofa, and Savor)? I just want to see if people don't think it's funny.
You know Bofa? Bofa deez nuts.
Man, I miss Savor, savor these balls in ya mouth!
Call me Willma, will my balls fit ya mouth?
What do you call a group of transgender women?
X-Men.
When the speedbump in a school zone screams, so you go faster.
What is the difference between a laser beam and a trash can?
A trash can doesn't rage.
If I were to cut your legs off, would it hurt? Because your legs will be cut off...
Parton (DYM 80).
I went to the park full of black men. I ended up fucking 'em all.
When dwarfs get high, do they just get medium?
what was Juice WRLD before he was famous?
Answer: alive.
The more I light my lighter, the lighter my lighter gets, until it's too light to light.