Short jokes
Just cut my thumb open with a knife (not a joke).
What's the difference between a redhead and an orangutan?
Some people adopt orangutans.
Which is the best sport at making fat people lose weight?
Canned hunting.
How do you stop a rape victim from speaking out?
Marry her.
Your mouth looks like it came from the commercials.
"You're fat as a cow."
"......."
"Nope."
What helped the Lakers win the Finals? Kobe's passing!
Why does Sophia have no ears? Her mom gave her, her first haircut.
I don't know.
What do you call a woodpecker with no beak? A headbanger.
Agreed (DYM 127).
What do ants use when they're stinky?
Deodorant.
What egg do you buy an orphan?
Free range.
He plays Fortnite just to build walls.
"North America, best America."
I'm glad.
"Yes, officer! It was a requirement to run over that child. It matched perfectly with the beat drop!"
"Rape is funny until it's your little sister or daughter getting raped."
To All The Naruto Fans:
Sharingan is red, Rasengans are blue, If you dare touch my daughter, I'll Chidori you!
Your mom is so ugly that when she went to rob a bank, they had to turn the cameras off.