Short jokes

Why are orphans always on the toilet?

Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!

Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."

Q: What is the most expensive haircut? A: Chemo therapy.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

Are you a bullet?

*gets shot*

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Candis.

Candis who?

Candis nuts fit in your mouth?

Yo forehead is so freaking big, but not bigger than my BBC. 😏

All y'all weird af.

I'm high and it's very hot.

I need some water, but I don't got none. AHAHA.

What's an orphan's favorite movie?

"Home Alone."

If I ever ran for public office, I'd make Rajan a call center employee again.

What's the one upside to being an orphan?

You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.

AOT > ur fav anime.

What sank the Titanic?

GODZILLA!

What do you call a Punjabi that’s drowning? Mandeep.

What happened when the man died? Yes.

If depression on crack fucked weed and 69 hours of not sleeping and had a baby with huge amounts of autism, that would be me.

I would tell a scoliosis joke.

But that would be completely out of line.

Why did the black guy cross the street to check King Van?

I was about to change my password to Fire-Fist Ace... but apparently it was too weak.