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A Little Makeup

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Makeup
5 years ago ·
  • Me: Sister, are you wearing makeup?

    My sister wearing all the world's makeup.

    Sister: Just a little.

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    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Hey, genius! The joke is that the sister is wearing a TON of makeup but says she's only wearing "just a little." It's funny because it's an understatement, which I know you don't understand because you are dumb. Now go back to watching your cartoons, and don't bother me again!

    Comments (1)

  • M

    Makeup

    5 years ago

    Umm...

    DDashing Fly

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