Short jokes

Hi, my name isn't Pi.

Look up at the sky and wonder why.

Why are you alive?

What did one butt cheek say to the other?

"Together we can stop this shit!"

Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password.

Me: Sorry mate, it's so short, get a longer one! 🤣

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his mom said, "Ven bakac."

Rape is not funny!! What if you were the girl/boy getting raped?

Mom: Kid, bring your toys and clothing to the car. We're going to Disney Land.

Kid: Ok.

*Bring kid to the orphanage*.

If she’s old enough to breed, she’s old enough for me.

What do you call my brother in the water?

"Tsunami."

If a special ed kid is late to class, is it okay to call me a little tardy?

I'm not saying you're inbred. I'm just saying you're a textbook example of why consanguineous marriage might not be the best idea.

Watersharky pega Gwen.

If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?

What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"

Guy 1: "Stop looking at my ass!" Guy 2: "I said look at Uranus." Guy 1: "I'm looking at uranus!" Guy 2: "I said Uranus like the planet!" Guy 1: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

Y'all catch me up, what's going on on this website because I haven't been on for, like, 2 weeks?

Pain. Gained. Anxiety. Fulfilled. Insomnia. Depression. Always with me. Happiness... The one thing I can't have.

What does LGBTQ+ mean? Is it the premium version of GAY?

Okay, who the heck is watersharky? He just tries to "help" people, and he just posts stupid songs because he acts like he is depressed.

when the sus.

What is a cow that's good at math good for?

Meat pie.