Short jokes

If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.

If you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fine-apple.’

It says in the Bible to only think about what’s pure and lovely... So I’ve been thinking about you all day long.

You’re like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel.

Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got "fine" written all over you.

On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?

They found out that Michael Jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hee-hee.

Every Dorito bag for orphans is family sized.

What do you call an Asian who can't hear?

Wha U Sai

What do you get when you kill a brown chicken and brown cow?

Dead chicken and dead cow.

I’m sorry deez nuts can’t fit in your mouth.

Did you know curing boredom is quite simple?

For instance, you could pretend to be an apple by tying a rope around your neck for a stem.

Why does the orphan hate family jokes?

Cus it doesn't have one.

Imposter: Did you do Sawcon task?

Crewmate: What's Sawcon?

Imposter: Sawcon deez nuts!

What is Obi-Wan Kenobi's greatest enemy?

The low ground.

You are so ugly, Hello Kitty had to say bye-bye.

Orphans have feelings too, but I don't understand why it's fun to make fun of them, right?

9/11 victims are the best readers.

They went through hundreds of stories in a few seconds.

Orphan: Where are my parents?

God: New York City.

Orphan: But they used to live in China.

I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with "HEHE!"