Short jokes
Be careful, everybody, I have a red dot on my forehead, so I can record everybody!
If a baby dies in the womb, is it considered suicide?
Americans leave without saying goodbye, and Russians say goodbye without leaving.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because KFC was offering free seeds.
First bite: Oh my God!
Second bite: Oh my, God!
I heard that cataracts are the third leading cause of blindness...
... the first two being politics and religion.
I used to have confidence issues because of my learning disability.
Until someone told me I put the sexy in dyslexia.
My doctor asked my brother if anyone in the family suffers from mental illness.
He replied: "No, we all seem to rather enjoy it!"
What's the difference between sex and mental illness?
Most of Reddit has experienced mental illness.
Gay is a mental illness.
You're not thinking straight.
I have a dog named Syndrome.
But it gets kinda awkward when he jumps on someone and I have to shout, "DOWN SYNDROME!"
I had a threesome on an elevator with a monkey and my underage, deaf, & mentally challenged sister...
It was wrong on so many levels.
If a mentally challenged person shows up late,
Is it ok to call him tardy?
Government Briefing:
Joe Biden had a meeting with the cabinet today...
...He also spoke to the bookcase and argued with the desk.
What do you call two female lovers spying on the government?
Lesbionage.
What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
Did you hear about the cat jail break out? It was a cat-tastrophe.
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to stupid people. You're much worse than that.
"Stupidity isn’t a crime, so you’re free to go."
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.