Short jokes

Why do disabled people make good golfers?

Because they're always handicapped.

The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"

My jokes are so dark that I am surprised that the cops didn't shoot them yet.

The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:

"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"

You will remember reading this for the rest of your life.

Why don’t rappers tell secrets?

Because they always end up DROPPING it.

Trees are just bushes with lift kits.

I asked a person in a wheelchair if they wanted to fight. All I had to do is say, "Stand up!"

Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?

Because good rappers always stand out!

My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.

I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.

My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.

One time my dad was an orphan, so I questioned where he learned to parent.

What does an orphan and a military man not have in common? Neither gets to go back home.

What’s a rapper’s favorite MUSICAL NOTE?

G major.

What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.

The definition of the word "Disappointment" means running into a wall with a boner and breaking your nose.

What's the difference between a salad and a baby? People don't usually scream when you shake around a salad.

What words black people can't say? "Thanks for your help, officer."

What's the difference between your new girlfriend and a tornado? At first, there is a lot of blowing, and then your house will be gone.