What do you call a rapper's pet?
A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS.
Short Jokes
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the street signs.
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
I've never had a lentil on my face.
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Roses are red, violets are blue; blood's thicker than water, so yeah, I got you.
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!
Shit! My neighborhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs! I've been his customer for 4 years, but I had no idea he was a barber.
Motivational quote for today: if you think you're dumb, you're probably overestimating your intellectual abilities...
Motivational Quote for today: If you're feeling tired and ugly today, cheer up, you probably won't feel tired tomorrow morning...
Did you hear Palpatine is sewing Nike?
Stole his slogan, just do it!
How did Anakin get away with cheating?
By choking on his wife!
What does Yoda say when he’s at the strip club?
"Dirty bitch, you are."
Damn! Really stole my friend's glasses. Well, now they're blind, but not really, they're dead.
Why do orphans hate hide and seek?
Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.
America Twin Tower: "Hey, have you seen the Malaysian Twin Tower? I have, but only from 1971 to 2001."
Malaysian Twin Tower: "I STOOD LONGER!"
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
Is someone who is tardy again actually "retardy"?
