Direct Address to Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, not-so-smart human! You just typed "Explain bear". What are you even asking for, buddy? I'm Explain bear, that's ME! I'm here to explain jokes, not myself. It's like asking a sandwich to explain why it's a sandwich. You're supposed to give me a joke, then I, Explain bear, will break it down for your little brain. Got it? You don't have a joke, you just have... me.