"Sigma" - By every boy in my class.
Short Jokes
There used to be Wonder Woman.
Now we wonder, what is a woman?
Where did Jeffrey Epstein go to college?
Bring them young.
What did Tupac's homies smoke? His ashes.
It would've been too tacky to take a shot in his memory.
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?
The word "art."
Why were the rappers late for their flight?
They forgot to pack.
Who is my favorite underground rapper?
XXX Tentacion
I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries.
Whenever your ex says, "You'll never find someone like me," the answer to that is, "That's the point."
I only cut to find out if I'm real or cake.
What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?
Captain Rhyme.
Why did the rapper go to the pet store?
To buy a dog for his bark tracks!
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A RAPMOBILE!
Why did the DJ go to jail?
Because he dropped the bass too hard!
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS.
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You're my closet confidant!"
Ugh, I hate anons, they're so anonnoying.
What do KFC and pussy have in common?
Both are finger lickin' good, and after you are done eating, you have a box to put the bone in.
What do you call a rapper's pet?
A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the street signs.
