Short jokes
What's the difference between sex and mental illness?
Most of Reddit has experienced mental illness.
Gay is a mental illness.
You're not thinking straight.
I have a dog named Syndrome.
But it gets kinda awkward when he jumps on someone and I have to shout, "DOWN SYNDROME!"
I had a threesome on an elevator with a monkey and my underage, deaf, & mentally challenged sister...
It was wrong on so many levels.
If a mentally challenged person shows up late,
Is it ok to call him tardy?
Government Briefing:
Joe Biden had a meeting with the cabinet today...
...He also spoke to the bookcase and argued with the desk.
What do you call two female lovers spying on the government?
Lesbionage.
What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
Did you hear about the cat jail break out? It was a cat-tastrophe.
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to stupid people. You're much worse than that.
"Stupidity isn’t a crime, so you’re free to go."
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.
Roses are red, oranges are orange.
Get a life, quit watching porn.
What’s a rapper’s favorite kind of SODA?
Dr. Dre Pepper.
My sister said to roast her, but my mom said I'm not allowed to burn trash.
What did the cow say at night? Look at the moooon.
What do you call it when school starts in Africa?
Black to school.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a big forehead, and your hairline recedes too.
What’s the easiest way for parents to find out if their child is gay Look in the closet