Yo mama so dumb, when the bartender said "beer is on the house" she grabbed a ladder.
Short Jokes
"Just ditched a woman. Feelin' good!" -Techno
"When God sends me to hell... I want him to hesitate." -Techno
Fat person: "Hey, what's up?"
Friend: "Your blood pressure!"
The Twilight fanbase.
What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?
CYPRESS HILL.
What's a rapper's favorite instrument?
The MIC-DROPHONE!
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some FLOW-TIDE!
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!
W fr W
Why are autistic kids a stupid, brainless, special freak?
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
"Rap-tures."
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
What's a rapper's favorite animal?
RHYMENOCEROS!
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You're off rhythm, but I'll give you a hand!"
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
"UNBLINGABLE"
Scientists have proven that there are two things in the air that have been known to cause women to get pregnant: their legs.
