Short jokes
Israel and Palestine jokes are hard at these times.
It’s all about execution.
What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?
A ventriloquist.
What did one slave owner say to the other slave owner when he couldn’t find his slave?
Don’t worry, I’ll rope him in.
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
What did the Pokémon say after having sex?
"My ball was sore!"
What do you call a house party for slaves?
An auction house.
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra bars and dough!
Good morning.
Paul Walker started in 3 movies: Fast and Furious, Gone in 60 Seconds, To Die Hard.
How much context, pecker? You Press context categoria, go Discord.
Drink tea with friend game night.
What instrument do skeletons play?
The Trombone!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
*Silence*
Diddy and Hawk Tuah walk into a bar. Hawk Tuah says, "Spit on that thang!" Only one walks out. 💀
Why I can’t be skinny? I hurt myself for fatting. - Jenny
Hello please I want gain wait. - Jenny year later.
How many potatoes to feed the elephant?
Don't listen to people when they say you have a dad bod. You don't.
You have a father figure.
What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?
Heavy bars.
My dog is named Max, and he likes to eat dog food. Therefore, everyone named Max likes to eat dog food.
Why did the rapper go broke?
He kept dropping dimes.
Guys, should I do it? You know what I mean.