Short jokes

How many children does Explain Bear have?

I love you, Explain Bear. Please bear my children.

I moved so much stone today.

I feel like a guy from Palestine looking for his wife.

Why did the guy bring a rope to the party?

Because he wanted to hang out... permanently. 💀😈

Why did the suicide bomber get promoted?

Because he was blowing up at work. 💀😈

Why don’t orphans play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

I don't like Trump because he has ruined my kind's greatest man, Donald Duck.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a Glock aimed at you.

Bro, you can't be talking. You built like Barney the dinosaur. Barney is a dinosaur with dinosaur sensation.

Roses are red. Sunflowers are yellow.

Your mom is so fat she looks like a marshmallow.

Roses are red, CEO's are white, Patrick Mahomes says, the refs are always right.

You really put the R in special.

Why is Santa's sack always full?

Because he only comes once a year.

Humor is like food, not everybody gets it.

What do lesbians do while having their period?

They finger paint.

Roses are red, the Jews are a cult.

I've practiced Metzitzah b'peh on adults.

What did the skeleton get when he saw goth girls?......A boner.

Why do hospitals have air conditioning?

To keep the vegetables cold and fresh.

Juice WRLD really died, then how is he posting videos today?

It insists upon itself, Lois, it insists upon itself.