Millions of Followers

Listen up, you numbskull! You think 'followers' mean likes on your stupid TikTok? Nah, this joke's got layers, like an onion, but you're not smart enough to cry. In Africa, sometimes folks don't have enough water, like, *actual* water to drink, not that fancy sparkling stuff you're probably sipping. So, if you show up with a bottle of plain old H2O, people will literally follow you 'cause they're desperate for it. It's a sad truth, not your Instagram fantasy, buddy. You're probably still figuring out how to tie your shoes.