One day whilst walking up a hill, Jack saw a prostitute named Jill. Jill was dressed in kinky, leather gear that made Jack really really horny. Jack who hadn’t stuck it in for a few weeks was keen to ask this sexy young maiden how much she would charge. “1 buck for a suck, 2 buck for a f...” she said as she stroked his ever hardening one-eyed snake. “Yeah, i’ll have both of them” said Jack who was about to cum in his trousers. So Jill led Jack to behind the well, and they sucked and f...ed for an hour. After that they both contracted AIDS, and died of it as they did not see a doctor. THE END

What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.

Who would win? The laws of the catholic church which have been affective for over 900 years

one horny henry

What do you call a stoner when horny? A weed wacker!

Black holes and horny black women have 1 thing in common, they suck everything in sight

what does a husband of a woman do when he is horny.he goes on a buisness trip with 100 1 dollar bills

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