What’s the difference between hungry and horny?
Where you put the cucumber 🥒
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
How do you get a light bulb horny? you turn it on!!
Kid sees their grandma taking pills and asks... "Grandma, why do you need to take all those pills?"
"Well, Grandma needs to take the green medicine for her headaches, but the green pills give her diarrhea. So grandma needs to take the yellow pills for diarrhea but those pills always make grandma very depressed. Because of her depression, grandma needs to take the black pills, but those always give her high blood pressure. To cure the high blood pressure, grandma has to take the red pills, but those make her always very horny. That's why grandpa has to take the blue pills."
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What do you call a stoner when horny? A weed wacker!
What do garbage bins and horny women have in common? They wait to be filled with a big load
What does a plug do when he's horny?
He jacks off!
Why are carpenters never horny after work? Because they’ve already spent all day getting hammered and nailing things
Who would win? The laws of the catholic church which have been affective for over 900 years
one horny henry
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I’m horny who else is *ugh ugh papi harder*
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What do you call a crowd of horny white women? A field of cotton waiting to be picked to be picked
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Why do horny deaf girl wear right pants? So you can read her lips.
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What to say to a single guy whos insulting you. "Shut up you horny virgin"!
What did the tree say when it gets horny? My wood has a splinter
