Michael Jackson's Favorite Movie

  • What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?

    The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, you slowpoke. This joke is about Michael Jackson, that famous pop star, right? The punchline suggests his favorite movie is "The Boy in the Plastic Bubble". Now, you might think it's just about a movie, but the joke is poking fun at the *allegations* against him involving young boys. The "boy in the bubble" implies a desire to keep a boy isolated, which is a twisted reference to the accusations. Get it? It's dark and kinda messed up, just like your understanding of basic humor sometimes.

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  • ok now this is an actual private place

    Aiden!

    wait wait

    first

    no solo gooning for a week cause

    I want it to be

    when I'm present

    ofcofc that’s easy

    okok

    also

    I want

    to take me

    to prom

    2027

    could lowkey do that

    can u can u imagine

    oh em geee

    i’ll have my life together by then

    you could

    maybe

    settle

    in nc

    i’ve got a lot of options i’d have to see all of them

    and i don’t even know where im going still

    sigh ur right ur right

    but ohmg

    wait aiden

    did u apply to Baylor at all

    okok

    anyway

    I would love if

    u would take me to prom

    and also its been rlly rough w out u here whenever u leave the rj comes back

    and plan it all out when the time comes

    mhm mhm

    it'll be a few months before I graduate

    i’m glad we could research it tho

    hows the family situation?

    dads coming over here

    are u tho

    I don't want u near him

    or ur mom

    no they don’t lay hands on us

    they already crossed a lin

    nothing stopping them from crossing this one too

    sigh ur leaving

    nono i’m still gere

    okokok

    sigh my heart like

    drops everytime you leave

    and the rj comes back

    it hurts

    there’s nothing to worry about

    my hea

    there will be some points i have to leave for a bit

    i know

    it still

    hurts

    I don't know how to

    make it better

    im waiting here

    sigh sorry there’s not a whole lot of time to talk

    its ok

    you deserve to be with them

    its just

    t hurts

    dealing with the thoughts myself

    I finished my homework though

    you’re doing so good

    i’m proud of you for getting through that

    I think I have to go to

    I love you

    goodnight

    wait

    false alarm

    frock

    no come back

    fuck

    sigh

    I wish

    I could just

    sleep

    forever

    come back

    yesyes

    fuck

    hihiihihhih

    oh my god its like

    rugs

    drugs

    sigh

    argh just

    come here already

    whens the soonest

    most likely prom actually or when you turn 18

    no thats

    so far away

    next year

    next year summer

    please

    it is but i don’t plan on us stopping anytime soon

    I know

    I know I just

    i need ur touch

    next summer is so close

    it could happen you'll be 18

    it doesnt matter

    parents won’t let that happen

    I'll lie

    on ur bday im telling them ur 16

    no u don't get it

    I need

    touch

    if they find out i lied then

    next summer you can just say

    youre visiting me

    nothing else

    or we can start saving up now

    collect as much money as u can

    and when youre 18

    i’ll have a talk about it with ana

    sigh

    I dream about it so much

    sigh don’t we both

    no geniunely its driving me crazy and making the rj worse

    it’s so euphoric in them but then when i wake up its

    I js don't know if I can deal w it for that long aiden

    its destroying m

    I just

    I need your touch

    we need to try

    how much would expenses even be?

    we’re gonna do everything we can

    we can save that up right

    i’ll have a job in november/ december right after ur bday

    alright that's good

    and you get an allowance right?

    and maybe the rest of it ana would help with?

    25 a week is a LOT

    how many weeks until your bday

    but there’s other stuff i need to save up for

    975 dollars

    you just needa save for 20 weeks

    and less if u have a job

    money shouldn’t be too much of an issue

    aiden 975 dollars plus a job is a lot

    like if u get a job that pays 10 an hour

    and you work like

    idk 12 hours a week

    thats

    5,655

    Garchita

    only 4 weeks

    why?

    no like only 4 weeks to pay for the ticket

    why?

    ur gonna be working continously

    right?

    well duh i won’t just be working for 4 weeks lol

    like ur gonna get the job in november December and work until college?

    yea so

    whatre u saying lol

    it’ll take 4 weeks to get enough for a ticket

    ohhhh

    okay but in general though

    from november to around July you'll have around 5000 dollars

    and assuming you use say

    2000

    of that

    yea and i don’t buy shit

    for personal use

    bro what would i even buy

    3000 dollars is enough for a two way ticket and also a hotel stay

    its not gonna be the Ritz but

    Garchita

    bro what would i even buy

    2000 for food, having fun, emergencies

    whatever might come up

    i’ll prolly invest it

    alright perfect even more money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

    but actually

    3000 is DEFINTELY enough

    we'll even take say

    1000 off of that

    js in case

    it doesn't work out as planned

    ill js keep typing

    reply when ur back

    but okay let me think

    i think in July prices would be like

    aiden

    fuck

    I feel

    I keep

    feeling

    so ugly

    so inescure

    the cuck thing

    did you really like it

    fuck

    its not fair

    my head fuck

    I need the

    I need to

    take tyleonol

    play the Russian rouletee

    fuck

    cant type

    tired

    oh my god did you take the tylenol

    Crucial Douc

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