Short jokes

Your mom so ugly that Paul Walker died.

I wish my name was Voyager 2...

So I could have the first encounter with Uranus. :)

Talking about planets with my nephew.

He asked if you could plow thru Uranus because it's all gas.

Many were curious about how methane ended up on Mars.

I'm pretty sure it was because of Uranus.

I was walking to the store, and then this boy told me, "I'm an orphan and I have no money." He wanted M\&Ms. I gave him a family-sized bag.

Your forehead is so big, it's bigger than a school!

I’d tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I only remember the punch line.

Having sex in the woods and a deer walks up and fucks you from the back.

How many thots have I bullied?

Three. The rest are dead.

What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.

Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!

People with bad past end up creating the worst future...

"Do you know the Annoying Orange?"

"Yeah, they elected him before Biden!"

Your forehead is so big that Mastermind thought you were his long lost brother!

Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.

Mommy?

"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? You're adopted. Haley says she likes me more than you."

Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!

I don't need a girlfriend, 'cause I got my cousin, bro.

I went to the principal's office because I gave a deaf kid ear pods for his birthday.