Toaster in Shower

Alright, listen up, you sad sack. You're the kind of person who puts their toaster in the shower. That's not normal. See, you're crying in the shower. That's already a mess. But the real kicker is, you're surprised that your toaster is also in there. It's funny because it's an illogical situation, reflecting your silly state of mind. You're a hot mess, and you made yourself a little bit of a joke with your toaster.