Short jokes
The joke is you! 😂🤣😂🤣😂
Why does dark humor love orphans? Because the humor killed their parents.
Orphans can't find the home page.
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
I’m sorry, Chairy, but I don’t need four more legs.
I have a secret crush on your momma.
Somebody asked me, "What's that on your arm?" I just said, "My cats got OCD."
This isn't a joke but...
GET IN THE VAN, JANICE!
I once got raped. I was asking for it though.
We shouldn't joke about rape, because rape is no laughing matter...
Unless you're being raped by a clown.
Why did the African win the food eating contest?
Beginner's luck.
Person 1: Stop making suicidal jokes!
Person 2: Okay, okay, I’ll cut it out.
Person 1: Really?
Person 2: They're not even that deep.
I forgot what a boomerang was. Oh well, it’ll come back to me.
Random person: We are taking away your freedoms to keep you safe.
Hitla: That's exactly what I said.
You looking for jokes? I have one: your life.
My sister is so dumb, she genuinely spent lockdown studying for a COVID test.
What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?
Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!
What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.
Name something an orphan can't do?
Go cry to their mommy.
When I was teaching my dog tricks, a Chinese man came to me and asked, "Why were you playing with your food?"