Short jokes
A guy says to his dog, "Where are you?" The dog was actually dead, bro.
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My friend: "Hey, I see a dwarf!"
Me: "Where?"
Friend: "In front of me."
For any bag of chips, it's considered family size.
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.
Your mom is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.
What's pink and fluffy?
Pink fluff.
Dammit, I hanged off their nose off.
Man: Can you be my girlfriend?
Woman: I'm lesbian, sorry.
Man: Oh, here's your rope.
Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."
POV: Someone stole Michael Jackson's baby: "He he stole my bab(y), he he."
Why aren't apple chargers called apple juice? Also, how do you throw away trash cans?
Global warming will kill every single person on this planet.
It's a good thing I'm married.
All zodiac signs have a signature hairstyle except for cancer. :)
An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.
What's the difference between an ugly monster and you?
Nothing.
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye.
But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, everyone loses it...
That awkward moment when you thought the guy was a pretty good magician, and only then realize he simply suffers from leprosy.
Your forehead goes back to when Burger King was Burger Prince.