Short jokes
You think people with glasses are smart, but they fail the eye doctor test.
Some guy interviewed me and asked how it felt to kill thousands of people. I replied, “I don’t know. I’ve only killed communists.”
Gather 6 friends to play Russian roulette, and one's mind will be blown away.
Why can’t Jesus be born in West Virginia?
Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
Why are half the orphans missing? Because I took them, of course! :]
What does an Xbox/PlayStation and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids turn them on.
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!
If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get to the house. They turned the lights out. Jill shouts, "It's a dildo, WTF?"
Captain America is a 106-year-old virgin.
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The woman said stop, but the man kept going, so the wife just kept fucking.
I fell in love with my teacher.
Which is weird because I am home schooled.
Emos are so predictable: sleep, eat, cut, repeat.
An orphan is at a barbecue and is getting food. A man asks him if he wants steak or phan I ment ham.
Breaking news (2020): Depressed pigeon misses shitting on people.
You will never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.
Say what you want about Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.
When people make accounts about you and a category.