What did the orphan want for Christmas?
Parents.
What did the orphan want for Christmas?
Parents.
Listen here, buddy. You know how orphans don't have parents, right? So, when asked what they want for Christmas, they say "parents" 'cause that's what they're missin' most. Now, I know you ain't the sharpest spoon in the drawer, but try to keep up, alright?
Jumpy
Thats not really funny but Okay?