Found Daddy

The humor comes from the dark implication that the father is buried in the garden. The son's innocent statement contrasts with the mother's exasperated, yet telling, response.

• Garden
• Son
• Morbidity
• Parent
• Death
• Family

• So I was digging in the garden and I found some treasure. I was gonna tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging in the garden.
• Mom: “Guess where I’m taking you, son!” Son: “To the playground?” Mom: “No, to the morgue.”
• Kid: But, Mom, I don't want to see Grandma. Mom: Shut up and keep digging.
• I asked my mom why dad was so pale and sick. She said, "Shut the fuck up and keep digging!"