Short jokes
What does a noisy chilli do?
It gets jalapeno business.
If you see a woman get raped, don't bother helping. After all, they are independent and need no man.
Cheer on the rapist if you want.
Suck on deez balls!
Why is it better to date an orphan?
Their parents are never home.
Anime is good, like for yes, dislike for no. Comments for thoughts.
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of cliffs? They push back harder.
What do you call someone who has sex with foals, calves, and lambs? A Quadrupedophile.
Why do girls scratch their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have another pair of balls.
You soak balls, get it?
What is the true meaning of Christmas?
Stealing presents from orphans - a quote by Technoblade.
What thing can an orphan do best?
Stay at home alone.
Why can't orphans go big? When you go big, it's considered family size.
It was my cousin's birthday and my mom said what should we get her? I said a rope.
From now on, we’re gonna call shitting the bed an “Amber Alert.”
What is Meat Loaf's new name now that he has passed?
Ground beef.
What did the policeman shout to the cow running away?
"Get to the ground, beef!"
What animal howls at the moon and eats cement?
If you guessed wolf, you're right! I threw in the cement to make it hard.
The British Society of Psychics' annual convention had to be cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances!
Who jumps the highest?
The emos; some of them are still in the air.
I swear I witnessed your nana fall down the stairs.
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