Short jokes

Name something an orphan can't do?

Go cry to their mommy.

When I was teaching my dog tricks, a Chinese man came to me and asked, "Why were you playing with your food?"

I am Araf, and I am clumsy.

Why do orphans go to the market?

To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.

dik.

Why did the rapist go after the mute? It would be a silent attack.

Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?

They always hang around.

What makes sad people jump? A bridge.

Todoroki POV: All he can think about is Deku.

1273. My mother does not love me, nor does anyone, and my family doesn't either.

I have cripple and depression.

I was on a flight to California, but my next in the Empire State Building.

Krusty nut

Most of us have been somewhere Stephen Hawking hasn’t: Upstairs.

What's after R-P-G?

W.

The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.

God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.

All that work wasted.

I am like mushrooms. Nobody likes me, but everybody tolerates me.

There are multiple. That’s the joke.

Siu!!