Short jokes
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What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.
Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
In death, what is the only organ in a woman's body to remain warm?
My dick.
This is not really a joke, but it's a question.
If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?
When it's not just a phase and you kill yourself to prove it.
Speak to your dad before I put my hand up your ass!
We destroyed two boats, and they dropped the sun on us twice!
What do you call Scooby Doo with a blunt in his mouth? Scooby Dooby.
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 911 victims?
Well, probably their kneecaps.
Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows:
Sum Ting Wong.
Wei Toh Low.
Ho Lee Fuk.
Ban Din Ouch.
What do skeletons do with their organs?
They organize them!
What do you say to a person who got his whole left side cut off? "Are you all right?!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Johnny.
Johnny who?
Johnny want yo' mommy.
How do you keep a blind kid busy? Give him sandpaper and tell him it's a find-a-word. 😂🤣
What did one buttcheek say to the other buttcheek?
"Keep this shit between you and me."
How do you make a blind person jealous? You ask if it's a nice day out.
I be ready to commit suicide.
But when it comes to jumping out my window, I'm scared ash.
I don't see why people say emo kids never hangout.
Are you bleach? Because I want you inside of me.