Short jokes
Art? More like fart! Hahahahhahahahahahhah!
Papaumamaumau papaumaumamau.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.
What's the difference between Jesus and a holy whore?
Jesus got pegged against a cross.
What happens if you put your hand in glue? Your hand will stay there forever! I'm joking, hahaha!
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?
What a world we live in. Now we’re making jokes about anorexic people.
Mohamed Atta would probably be pretty mad at these posts.
You think people with glasses are smart, but they fail the eye doctor test.
Some guy interviewed me and asked how it felt to kill thousands of people. I replied, “I don’t know. I’ve only killed communists.”
Gather 6 friends to play Russian roulette, and one's mind will be blown away.
Why can’t Jesus be born in West Virginia?
Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
Why are half the orphans missing? Because I took them, of course! :]
What does an Xbox/PlayStation and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids turn them on.
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!
If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get to the house. They turned the lights out. Jill shouts, "It's a dildo, WTF?"
Captain America is a 106-year-old virgin.