Short jokes
My dick wants to buy you a beer. 🍺
Like if you meet someone emo.
Emo
Why can't orphans eat chips?
'Cause they're family sized!
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Hi, this is not a joke. Please like, or I will be verrrrrrry sad! -_-
You're so ugly that when you came out of the haunted house, you had a job offer.
I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor 💀.
Boys eat Frito Bandito, but men eat Guido Bandito.
Removing the polish with chemicals: 😀
Removing the Polish with chemicals: 😳
Grandma isn’t responding. Close app, wait, cancel.
Which do you choose?
If it’s called the “living room,” why did my grandma die there?
GOTTVERDAMMT, Hans! I said, "Glass of juice," not "Gas the Jews!"
Unbelievable! When I searched “house of spades,” all I saw was a slave home!
Isabell Leal is ugly as f*ck.
Bell is so ugly, she acts like a boy.
Transgenders! Men in disguise!
"Dez nuts, bell suck and she ugly."