Short jokes
Yo mama joke.
What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.
"Black midget porn is in 911."
Been getting a lot of paper cuts on my fingers lately, I guess it's a sign I should go lower.
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?
What is the difference between a baby and a canoe?
I would never put a canoe in my garage.
What's an EMO's favorite game?...... DARK SOULS
I never knew the kid at school had autism. I always just thought he was walking into cobwebs.
When I see lovers' names carved on a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.
What is the difference between a comedian and a clown?
A comedian leads Ukraine, and a clown leads America.
Why is Daisy afraid of candles?
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What are the two hottest cities in the world? Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Why did the orphan dig six feet under?
To find his parents.
Why did the orphan not get service at the restaurant?
Because it was a family restaurant!
I was blessed with a 9-inch dick. Fair to say that priest is in jail now.
Q: Why do depressed people always have colored hair?
A: That’s as close as they can get to dye.
I asked my mom why dad was so pale and sick. She said, "Shut the fuck up and keep digging!"
I got a roommate. He killed a butterfly, and I said no butter for a week. The next day, he killed a cockroach. Son of a bitch, nice try.
Why do I have to go to a shooting range when I can go to school and do it for free?