Short jokes

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This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.

This is not even a joke.

Where did Hitler send kids with ADHD?

Concentration camp.

"G.I. Jane 2, can't wait to see it!"

Why are my students so naughty?

I was raised as an only child.

Which really annoyed my twin sister.

Your mom is as fat as NASA's company.

Yo mama so dumb, she thought "The Squid Game" was an all-you-can-eat buffet.

I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."

Glizzy?

"Kidnapping is just surprise adoption, congrats! You are now all my children! Just hop into the portal that leads to the Lust Ring in Hell!"

What do eggs like doing on stage?

Cracking jokes!

Moxxie: ThEy CaLlEd Me A pOsSuM!! i'M nOt A pOsSuM!!

Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.

Why do emo people go to the store with no money?

Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.

What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.

I asked my class what comes before 47. Everyone said 46, except for the quiet kid who said, "AK."

Why did Joe Biden go to the hospital? Because he couldn't stop Putin.

What shouldn't you ask an emo?

"Do a wrist reveal."