Short jokes
If Jesus told you to trust everyone, that must be why there are a lot of kidnappings.
Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both want Anthony's neck.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both love naughty souls.
Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.
"Talking Ben killed me. JK, it was talking me."
A man is depressed and he sighs. A bully says, "Stop sighing, you sound like some guys having a threesome!"
Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?
If you feel a lump in your rice, you fucked up.
If you feel a lump in your skin, you have cancer.
I killed a man, but it was April Fools'!
Art? More like fart! Hahahahhahahahahahhah!
Papaumamaumau papaumaumamau.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.
What's the difference between Jesus and a holy whore?
Jesus got pegged against a cross.
What happens if you put your hand in glue? Your hand will stay there forever! I'm joking, hahaha!
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?
What a world we live in. Now we’re making jokes about anorexic people.
Mohamed Atta would probably be pretty mad at these posts.