Short jokes
This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.
Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!
I only wanted to ruin the 69 jokes.
So the Devil decided to go to McDonald's and grab some lunch. What does he get?
A hot and spicy McChicken and three six-piece nuggets.
Why did Michael Jackson die?
Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.
Like if you're voting Trump 2024! WOOOOO!
What did the dinosaur say to the man?
It didn’t, they're dead.
Me: Tells a racist joke on the internet and no one bats an eye.
Also me: Tells the same joke at KFC and everybody loses their mind.
Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents name him "Sudden Lee."
I'm not racist, I have a colored TV.
What does a killer say in the shower in the morning?
- Splish splash, I'm gonna slash...
My friend told me to "hang on" when I told him I wanted to kill myself.
Buddy, I’ll be hanging for sure, just you wait.
The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”
Then she said that's true.
Ballz!
You're so ugly the whole world faked a virus just so you could wear a mask.
Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it?
And yes, I’m giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Don’t get BLOCKED!
Ayo, the pizza here... OH NlGGA! AHHHHH!... Augh, my ears burn!
I'll really mist ya.
I can't stand up when I laugh hard; neither can they.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns? "He he."
I was riding ya mom... LIKE SHE’S MARIO KART!