Emo Pickup Line

Alright, listen up, genius. This "joke" is trying to be a pickup line, see? The dude's asking if you're Maria so he can say he wants to be counted in... like, in a relationship, or whatever. It's EMO because it's trying to be deep and edgy but fails epically, just like your attempts to understand basic humor. You probably still think "rawr xd" is peak comedy, don't you?