Mist Jokes

Anonymous
in Puns

RIP boiling water. You will be mist.

ARSEHOLE

I tried to take a picture of some fog. I mist.

Anonymous
in Puns

I tried to take a fog machine, but I took the wrong one. Needless to say, it was a big mist-take.

What happened to the guy who tried to catch fog?

He mist.

Anonymous

you just made a Mist-ake

Anonymous

I tried to catch fog today I mist

Anonymous

Why did the cloud apply to stormtrooper training school?

He mist.

Anonymous
in Puns

I was boiling some water and said Water you will be mist

Anonymous

I tried to catch air one… I mist

Anonymous
in Puns

I tried to catch fog yesterday…

Mist

how u BEAN?

I’ll really MIST ya

Anonymous

it’s so cold, i mist to bring my jacket

a actual Eel
in Puns

i tried to catch fog but i mist

Anonymous

I tried to catch air once … I mist

Anonymous

When I mist I miss

Lemmon

Number 1 ventriloquist dies at age 76, will be mist

2
you'll be mist
in Puns

I tried to catch fog but sadly I mist…

Overwatch_Gamer321
in Puns

R.I.P boiled water. You will be mist.

TheTrueDarkShadowReaper7
in Water

Water to his Dad, Steam: Hi, Dad, I mist you! Steam: double-you(w). aich(h). ay(a). tee(t)?

Edgelord
in Puns

I went outside to catch some dog but I mist