Short jokes
I know this isn't about glue, but here's one:
Cardi B had a sister who was obsessed with fitness. Her name? Cardi O.
At 5 years old, I already knew how to throw paper airplanes thanks to my Arabian relatives!
What did the Asian people name their retarded son?
Sum Ting Wong.
Hope this is good!
Q. Which game does necro like the most?
Into the dead part 1.
We gate.
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles don’t work on them.
A man ate a glue stick. It tasted bad. He died. Hahahahah!
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
What is Africa's most famous sport?
The Hunger Games.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.
When Kenney goes down on his mom, does he taste vegetable or fish?
Everyone thought I'd have a great year...
14 years just gave me more chances.
Me: *finds out my dad's an orphan*
No one:
Literally no one:
Me: Time to make his life hell.😈
Get the gun, shoot it up your bum!
My stepsister is a big titty goth. Should I tap that?
I like Little Johnny's tight booty cheeks.
Anyone else know that Hitler had only one testicle?
Maybe that's why he killed himself. Bro could never get any bitches!
My uncle was a priest.
He had a two-inch penis, but when it was in my ass, it felt like a torpedo.