Short jokes
What does a bear beat off with?
His bear hands.
That's wheely (really) sad.
What do you call a kid on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
Why did Jesus play football?
He was Spanish, ayo.
How do you name an Asian child?
Ring the doorbell.
What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
Why was the broom late? Because it had overslept.
What type of shirt do kangaroos wear? Jumpsuits.
What is something that smells yuck? 🤮
Old bus seats.
What is a tree that does not exist?
A money tree.
Why can't orphans go to a five-star hotel?
How do you avoid getting raped? Just don't say no!
What takes knowledge to do and also takes knowledge away?
Looking down the barrel and pulling the trigger. 😂
Sometime ago I went to the morgue and asked if they took walk-ins.
Why did the fruit punch say "What's sup?"
He was so naughty!
Q. When is your grandfather's bedtime?
A. Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.
I look at your bro.
And all I can see is the real definition of *"Lack of Grace!"*
You see this guy's sense, bahh? If it was a cartoon, it would be an avatar. Cause why?
Anytime he needs it most, it vanishes. 😹💔
Na only this guy I know say him trouser fat pass his bank account. 😹😹😹
That's if you even have an account. 😹😹💔😹💔💔😹😹
Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.