Short jokes
Should cishet people REALLY be watching Ranboo?
Bill really said "your body, my choice," like, my man, it's your body, MY choice.
It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.
Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!
There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.
Bill Cosby on rape: "But, I heard, 'my body, my choice.'"
How do you name a disabled Asian?
Throw the wheelchair down the stairs.
I have a better version of this joke.
How to make a plumber cry: Simple, kill his family. That’ll definitely turn on the waterworks.
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
What do you call two emos spending time together?
Hanging out.
Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔
Your mom is so fat nobody can compare her to anything.
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.
What music do depressed people listen to?
"I Believe I Can Fly."
How many emos does it take to fix a light?
I don't know because they never came down.
"I'm sorry, Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
What's worse than ten dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in ten trash cans...lol
If two eagles make a baby and two sparrows make a baby, what makes no baby?
Two swallows.
Off-topic, but why is the picture in the baby category feet? And nasty feet at that? What am I, Dan Schneider?
What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an African baby?
A pair of jeans only has 1 fly.