Short jokes

Wanna know why people laugh at you? Because your life is a joke.

dont make jokes about the accident my dad died in it he was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia :(

Your hairline is so bad that it turned Wonder Woman into Failure Man.

Sissy Baka

Bitch

Roses are red,

foxes are red,

I like your butt, let me touch it forever.

What's the single worst terrestrial species? Humans, obviously.

Republicunts/Cuntservaturds.

Hey... you kind of a sussy baka 😍😍🥵🥺🥰

What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple gets picked.

I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. I grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs, and said, "GTA physics."

Yo mama's so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.

These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.

What happens to Stephen Hawking when he logs in to his account on Google when it says, "I am not a robot?"

What's Stephen Hawking's worst nightmare?

Stairs.

I'd mop the floor with your face, but you might just mess it up more.

What is an emo's favorite song?

"Suicidal."

Why did the judge dismiss court when the orphan walked in?

Even a gay prison wouldn't want him.

Why did the bounty hunter not cash in an orphan?

He was not worth keeping.

Me: I'm afraid of random letters.

Therapist: You are?

Me: [screams]

Therapist: Oh, I see.

Me: [screaming intensifies]