Short jokes
Yo momma so fat, when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make do with health insurance.
What type of movies are orphans not allowed to watch?
PG movies.
What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, sir, you're in my son."
"Are you my homework? Because I want to slam you on my desk and do you all night."
This guy came into my library a year ago and borrowed a book named "How to Commit Suicide." He never returned it.
Just give him a smooch it’s better than the cooch - Dream
Why would Tommy kill Philza's wife just to make Phil believe she didn't exist?
LIKE AND SUB IF YOU LI/j
You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!
What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767?
A 797.
Why did the 767 fly into the towers?
Because a310 dared it to.
How do you get more presents from Santa? You tickle his sack.
What did Al-Shehhi say to Mohamed Atta?
"We are on time!"
Obama: It smells like UpNigga in here...
Trump: What's UpNigga?
Obama: Omg did you say the n word?? Die!!!
What is Batman like?
He is an orphan.
7 year old Christian: *walks up to atheist menacingly* YoU nEeD sOmE jEsUs SaViNg!
Atheist: You prey to a Jewish zombie and I need saving?
Have y'all ever heard of dad jokes? Y'all hairline is funnier than those.
James Woods, starring in the newest movie: "September 11, two thousand fun."
How do you make Prince Andrew sad? You tell him you're over 16.
Hey, I just found out my toaster is waterproof! :D
The best way to enjoy Port Arthur is to shoot through--a quote by hilarious comedian Isaac Butterfield.