Short jokes
My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
How do you organize a space themed birthday party?
You planet.
Why did the topless woman shout, "Stop raping us?"
Because she was uneducated.
What did the feather say to his wife?
You light my day.
When is the best time to punch a midget in the face?
When he’s standing next to your girlfriend and says your hair smells nice.
Why did the nerd get scared of the emo? Because the nerd likes to leave the emo hanging.
Why did the orphan like milk?
Because their parents went to get milk and never came back!
Ben
What is a computer's favorite snack? Cookies!
What was one cool thing about Hitler?
He used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun.
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
What do you call an emo dating another emo?
The suicide duo.
If you’re gonna have a gangbang, make it extreme!
Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.
Africa has every gun except for what?
A water gun.
Why do orphans like emos?
Reverse "emo" and put an "h" in the beginning.
These are just plain wrong jokes.
Everyone's had a mind-blowing day before, just ask JFK.
Scan my wrist for 75% off!
Why doesn't the police arrest orphans? Because they aren't wanted.