Short jokes
What's the similarity between pedophiles and school shooters?
They both shoot when they see kids.
The new pandemic is feminism and all kinds of democratic thinking. COVID is a joke compared to these nasty ass diseases.
The shark bit me and I feet red down my legs.
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
"Autism be like..."
I don't get this. Why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there?
"Giggety, giggety." Lois, give me your titties.
A gay rapist saves a female rape victim, then rapes the rapist.
Ever have an Italian sausage in a can?
Two nuns in a bathtub.
One nun asks, "Where's the soap?"
The other nun says, "It sure does."
I asked an orphan where his parents were.
(God, I wish I knew)
You're so skinny the world turns to the left!
Helen Keller deaf-initely faked it!
Can't have a smoke with my girl after sex, she's asthmatic.
Plus, she's too young to smoke.
There’s no “I” in team, but there is a “U” in cunt.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
Why is Johnson’s baby shampoo the best lubricant for anal sex?
- No more tears.
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature: _________
Earth is fun and worstbmaa.
Lucas is a baby, a little girl, ooo!