Short jokes

Little Johnny went to the beach, found some cocaine, and died. The end.

What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?

Answer: He's making family memories.

When you have an ex, you will notice that the word "ex" is short for "executed," so that's there for yous.

When you're so rich that you can buy anything, you end up getting a cow in your living room. Yeah, anyways, my ex is still in my living room.

Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL

Why was the chicken screaming?

He had an egg stuck in his butt.

I asked my dad, "Are we there yet?" and he told me, "Don't worry, son, it will be a short ride!"

What do clothes and emo kids have in common?

They both get hung.

Goofy ahh jokes below.

One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.

I told my friend you should definitely quit smoking, but he could not find me because he was already up in flames.

I'm emo, by the way.

Your momma is so hairy that when you were born, you got rug burn.

One thing you can ask Mario:

"Can you jump up and down for me?"

What did Nemo say to the emo?

"Be careful, you can't Nemo your way out of emo."

I went to the super market one day and I saw a Caesar salad for 69 dollars. Next minute someone comes up to me and says, "Caesar deez nutz!"

I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.

What is the worst thing to do at a funeral?

The corpse.

I ate Nemo.

You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.