Short jokes
"Brian, can I see that paper for a sec?"
When your cousin dies and everybody thinks you're her.
FUCKING MENT
When you look exactly like your dead cousin and everybody thinks she faked her death.
FUCKING MENT
What do Batman and a Black man have in common?
Answer: They can't go anywhere without Robin.
What is a testicle's favorite book?
Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth!
A) Why don't orphans play Minecraft Online?
Q) Because Technoblade will get their I.P. address and cum to their houses!
What's the most annoying thing in the world?
When you're told you're still qualified to live.
What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?
Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.
When Michael Jackson died, people melted him down into Lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.
What's a rapist's fav position?
Missionary in a dark corner.
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
My brother: What are you looking at?
Me: A mistake.
A funny joke is not funny after laughing because then it becomes a porn hub.
You're so fat, when you say the n-word, boogers come out.
What did the Emo kid say to the other Emo kid?
Wait! Don’t leave me hangin’!
You're so poor, you use the same toilet paper every time you take a poop!
If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.
You are like Papa.
Friends don't lie.
What do you call a black comedian?
Dark Humor.