Short jokes
What does the door say to the doorbell?
The door said: "You dingus!"
Why did the snake eat a panda?
Technoblade be doing skyblock in heaven now.
Dude, Mississippi got a better K/D ratio than you.
Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.
I suck poop in my butthole, aka porn.
I went to the store and I saw no oranges, and I went to ask the cashier:
"Cashier: Which one?"
What do you call a person with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you told them twice.
What's the bad version of "Fuck Nirvana, rape me?"
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
What’s the name of this brand? *picture of puma logo*
Them: Puma
“Puma balls in yo mouth.”
If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah
What do you call a crippled man? Alex keating hahahahahahahahahahahh!
What was Hitler's favorite part of the car? The gas tank.
I wish I was at a Western bar; then I would get shot.
Why did the French call Napoleon "Napo?" Because it is Napo[leon].
Who wants a picture of my pp?
What time is bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
Me after Taco Bell, "I’m about to blow this place up like September 11."