Short jokes
When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.
Why did the Polish urologist cut his cock off with a knife?
To take care of his erectile dysfunction.
I’m taken, taken my own life, bitch!
Yo mama is so old, she is the founder of the pyramid of Egypt.
What are 8 people hiding in a corner because they're scared?
An octopus.
Why did the teacher yell at the orphan?
Because he didn’t do his homework.
When the people that see you cry, that doesn't mean they miss you. That mean they scared of your onion breath! 🐑💨
Just letting you know if people cry when they see you, that doesn't mean they miss you. That means they're scared of your onion breath.
What goes oOoOo on your breath that scared away the animals from the farm?
Yo mama so fat I bet if she farted, the whole Universe go Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BOOM.
Yo mama so old, I bet she was born when dinosaurs were made, and also she killed them with they breath! 😭😭
What did one chair say to the other?
"I'm so bummed out!"
Your friend lost his left arm, and after getting out of the hospital, you ask him if he’s OK. He says, "Yeah, I’m all RIGHT."
The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.
Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a Hot Wheels car.
Morbius was awesome, and the Batman sucked.
"Butter, butter, and butter, please, please bring me butter."
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.
Doctor: I will deliver the baby right away.
Dad: I would like the baby to have a liver.
What do you call grass that grows in space?
Astro-turf.