Queen Elizabeth II

Queen Elizabeth II jokes

Queen

Why did Queen Elizabeth the II die?

Because she ran out of immortali-tea.

Queen

What do you call the longest reigning monarch?

The queen? No, she dead.

Queen Elizabeth

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R.I.P. Queen Elizabeth II. 1926-2022.

Memes

Wall

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

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  • Princess Diana

    How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?

    They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment...

    Princess Diana

    Did you know Princess Diana was on the radio the night she died?

    To be honest, she was on the whole dashboard too.

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  • Chess

    Wonder why the British are so good at chess? They have the queen.

    Wonder why Americans are so bad at chess? They lost two towers.

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  • America

    This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.

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