Why did Queen Elizabeth the II die?
Because she ran out of immortali-tea.
What do you call the longest reigning monarch?
The queen? No, she dead.
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R.I.P. Queen Elizabeth II. 1926-2022.
R.I.P. Queen Elizabeth II.
Why did Queen Elizabeth II die? She forgot to heal after all those storms.
