Queen Elizabeth II jokes
Why did Queen Elizabeth the II die?
Because she ran out of immortali-tea.
What do you call the longest reigning monarch?
The queen? No, she dead.
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R.I.P. Queen Elizabeth II. 1926-2022.
before Queen Elizabeth ii died, she was cracked at Fortnite!!!!
R.I.P. Queen Elizabeth II.
Why did Queen Elizabeth II die? She forgot to heal after all those storms.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment...
Did you know Princess Diana was on the radio the night she died?
To be honest, she was on the whole dashboard too.
Wonder why the British are so good at chess? They have the queen.
Wonder why Americans are so bad at chess? They lost two towers.
This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.
