Queen Elizabeth II jokes
Why did Queen Elizabeth the II die?
Because she ran out of immortali-tea.
What do you call the longest reigning monarch?
The queen? No, she dead.
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R.I.P. Queen Elizabeth II. 1926-2022.
before Queen Elizabeth ii died, she was cracked at Fortnite!!!!
R.I.P. Queen Elizabeth II.
Why did Queen Elizabeth II die? She forgot to heal after all those storms.
Did you know Princess Diana was on the radio the night she died?
To be honest, she was on the whole dashboard too.
This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?
Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.
