Pothead jokes
What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!
Officer: Hi, how high are you?
Pothead: No officer, it's "how are you?"
Officer: Oh, I'm sorry, I've been high since last night.
Pothead: Cool, I'd like to give you some weed, happy 420, sir.
Officer: Omg, thanks man, appreciate that.
What do you call a best friend that smokes weed?
A pothead. Just because he's your friend, you don't have to support his poor decisions. Jeez, what has America come to?
What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed?
A baked potato.
what do you call a retard smoking weed?
a baked potato.
Guess Stephen's batteries died.
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.