Pothead jokes
Officer: Hi, how high are you?
Pothead: No officer, it's "how are you?"
Officer: Oh, I'm sorry, I've been high since last night.
Pothead: Cool, I'd like to give you some weed, happy 420, sir.
Officer: Omg, thanks man, appreciate that.
What do you call a best friend that smokes weed?
A pothead. Just because he's your friend, you don't have to support his poor decisions. Jeez, what has America come to?
What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!
"Poo heads."
If you think your life is bad, then people are discussing the gender of Mr. Potato Head.
What do you call a prostitute weed dealer?
A pot-hole.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on pot?
Pot wheels.