Pothead jokes
What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!
Officer: Hi, how high are you?
Pothead: No officer, it's "how are you?"
Officer: Oh, I'm sorry, I've been high since last night.
Pothead: Cool, I'd like to give you some weed, happy 420, sir.
Officer: Omg, thanks man, appreciate that.
What do you call a best friend that smokes weed?
A pothead. Just because he's your friend, you don't have to support his poor decisions. Jeez, what has America come to?
Don't worry if you think your life sucks. Just remember that people are arguing over the gender of a potato head.
what do you call a retard smoking weed?
a baked potato.
What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed?
A baked potato.
What do you call a retarded person and a stroke victim in the same bed?
Mashed potatoes.
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.