What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!
Alpha Pothead
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, you got this dude, right? Always baked, higher than giraffe nuts. And he's the highest in the fam? Boom! He's the "alpha pothead!" Get it? It's like, "alpha male," but for stoners. You probably don't know what that means, since you are the author.