Short jokes
The four Daisies:
Princess Daisy
Daisy Duck
Daisy Wells
Daisy Dove Bloom
Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Do you know Ligma?
Have fun rubbing those balls in your tomatoes!
Do you know Ligma... potatoes?
I just planted emo grass.
Ignore it and it cuts itself.
Yes, the Queen has died today. Can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross-dressing as her?
What do you call emos that live in the Bahamas?
Tropical depressions.
#RIPBOZO
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.
TommyInnit said, "Long live the Queen." Look at where she's at now.
My mom said you failed school. I said, "Don't be surprised, I'm a retard, Mom."
I hate Russian dolls. They're so full of themselves.
I would make a joke about your mom, but cows are sacred in my country.
Your mom #69.
Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.
I got them red Gucci bracelets.
"What happened to your arm?" "Oh, uh... I became a gacha emo."
What do teachers eat? They eat square stuff.
Why don't orphans have a site page?
Because there's no home page.
To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.