Short jokes
I love jumping off cliffs.
Mert has no dad.
Raihan fucks Ahmed who fucks Zupporah.
Your dad has a huge PP.
What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common?
When the rubber snaps, they both end up in the shit! đ©
I got evicted from the hospital today for telling all the patients to stay positive!
What a negative effect!
What is better than winning gold at the Para Olympics?
WALKING!
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalogue. đ
I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
What do you get when you put 2 nuns and a blond on a football field? 2 tight ends and a wide receiver.
Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell bone of the human.
I want a series too, that will be SANS-tastic!
Hey paps, BONE-appetit!
(Just eat your spaguetti.)
Sans: What am I using?
A trom-bone!
What did the police say to the ice cream freezer?
Thomas Jeffersonâs 80th b-day bash be like:
Jackson: "CALHOUN! YOUâRE CHEATING ON ME - IN BED WITH THE CONSTITUTION??"
When I saw your hairline, I thought you worked at McDonaldâs.
Why does Zac say he works at McDonald's? Because Aaron go errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
My name is Ethan, and I don't find this funny.
Yo yo Zac, have you Amber HEARD about the Johnny Depp case? ARRRRRRRRRRR!
Why does Aaron like men? Because his dad beats him.