Short jokes
What's a Fortnite player's favorite era? The 90s!
My dad went to go get milk. He came back 7 years later, and we had to send him back because he got the wrong milk.
What do you call a dead baby?
Spawn killed.
What do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common?
They're both filled with happy little accidents.
Anyone want to fuck? Cause my sisters are such cunts!
A virgin is what I called my daughter before I took that away from her.
When someone said to an orphan, "My boyfriend ghosted me," the orphan says back, "Don't worry, my parents ghosted me!" 🤣
When a homeless kid goes to school and the teacher says, "You have homework tonight," he said, "Sorry, Teach, I don't got a home."
What did the teacher say when he raped his naughty student?
"Face the wall!"
It looks like Will Smith slapped your hairline so hard that the dinosaurs can see it now.
Niall Devine, clown.
What issues don't orphans have?
Daddy issues.
Your head was mistaken for a chicken wing.
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.
Yo head so freaking small, people thought it was an expired grape.
You're so weak, someone breathed on you and you flew away!
You were born so fat they needed two cranes to carry you.
Your skin's so bright you could be used as a highlighter.
I thought you were just raising your eyebrow, but I checked the x-ray, and your skull shifted 128 degrees to the right.
I have a little John.