Short jokes
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
Have you played the game Imagine Dragons? Imagine draggin' deez nuts!
What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?
Only one moans when I put my meat in it.
I wrote a song about a tortilla yesterday, but it’s actually more of a rap.
If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean, or is the soap dirty?
Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing away the bent ones!
If a vegan and a vegan have a fight, is it still considered beef?
Why are bees' hair sticky?
Because they use honeycombs!
Where do feminists go when they die? "Hell's Kitchen."
You got the whole crowd of people laughing when looking at you.
That face needing some laughing pills.
Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.
Happy birthday to you, you look like a ball, can’t fit in my jaws, I try to suck it.
How do you win a game of musical chairs? You steal the chair!
Two lepers meet on the street.
First says "How are you doing?"
Second says "Mustn't crumble!"
Ever heard of iLadies? I laid deez nutz on yo' face!
I used to keep asking a woman if I can rape her until she got so annoyed and said, "Stop asking me."
You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.
Song by John Rizk
Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.
Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.