Short jokes
"Mayotte’s are sinking in the yogurt! (My Oat’s)" 🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹
I once gave birth to 3 children.
"I need to go to the doctor!"
"Why?"
"It has a crack in it."
Your dad left you because he went for milk.
*1,000,000 years later*
Her: Dad come back!
Him: FBI open up!
Technoblade
Get pranked, bozo!
I pregnoot.
Jonah Oglan.
I tried getting an abortion, but they said, "Sir, this is a pizzeria."
When do Americans answer their door?
Once freedom rings! ❤️🤍💙
We will win the war! 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺
Are you a highway? Because I wanna lay on you.
Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!
I had to go to my friend's house.
I went in her basement and I saw taped mouths that are KIDS in the basement... Is my friend OK???
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪
Did you hear they’re making an Elmo toy to appeal to the Tourette’s crowd?
I believe it’s called the “Tic Me Elmo.”
What do you call a Muslim with Tourette’s? A ticcing time bomb.
What’s a guy with Tourette’s favorite app to use? Tiktok.
What does the door say to the doorbell?
The door said: "You dingus!"