Short jokes

What did the dinosaur say to the man?

It didn’t, they're dead.

Me: Tells a racist joke on the internet and no one bats an eye.

Also me: Tells the same joke at KFC and everybody loses their mind.

Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents name him "Sudden Lee."

I'm not racist, I have a colored TV.

What does a killer say in the shower in the morning?

- Splish splash, I'm gonna slash...

My friend told me to "hang on" when I told him I wanted to kill myself.

Buddy, I’ll be hanging for sure, just you wait.

The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”

Then she said that's true.

Ballz!

You're so ugly the whole world faked a virus just so you could wear a mask.

Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it?

And yes, I’m giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Don’t get BLOCKED!

Ayo, the pizza here... OH NlGGA! AHHHHH!... Augh, my ears burn!

I'll really mist ya.

I can't stand up when I laugh hard; neither can they.

What are Michael Jackson's pronouns? "He he."

I was riding ya mom... LIKE SHE’S MARIO KART!

Yo momma so fat, when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make do with health insurance.

What type of movies are orphans not allowed to watch?

PG movies.

What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

"Excuse me, sir, you're in my son."

"Are you my homework? Because I want to slam you on my desk and do you all night."

This guy came into my library a year ago and borrowed a book named "How to Commit Suicide." He never returned it.